Medals....BAH!
I have some I cannot talk about....far too embarrassing a story behind them.
The one I am most proud of is the "Royal Order of the Yo-Yo" Medal with Cloth Ribbon that I earned twice.
It was presented by the WOPA Chapter at the Unit to a member that had really done something far beyond stupid......and you retained custody of it until it was awarded to someone else.
It had to worn anytime you were off duty, in the Officers Club, and within sight of alcohol.
To be caught not wearing it meant you bought all the drinks that night.