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Old 5th Nov 2018, 13:48
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Join Date: Nov 2015
Location: Farnham, Surrey
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Originally Posted by ea200 View Post
Push button taps in the toilet where the water pressure is way too high. Strand well back and press button to see if it chucks water all over the floor. Approach cautiously, water stops just as you get there. Try again a bit closer, get water all over trousers. Thrust hips at air dryer which doesn't work. They never do unless it's one of those blade devices and you can't get your trousers in there. You might as well dry your hands on your trousers in the first place.
Hah! A jolly jape in the pub is to go into the gents, splash water on the front of your trousers and then come out exclaiming loudly:

"Is there some kind of knack to these dyson urinals???"

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