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Old 10th Oct 2018, 18:30
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Local Variation
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Lestah
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A woman is looking for a parrot as she finds them interesting. She finds two nice looking parrots in a pet store, one costs 495 the other costs 5. She asks a staff member why it’s so cheap and he tells her that it used too live in a brothel and swears a lot.

Amused the woman buys the parrot and takes it home.

Once settled it says “**** me, this is a nice brothel.” The woman laughs.

Later her daughters come home and the parrot whistles and says “**** me, new girls for the brothel.”

A few hours later her husband comes home from work and the parrot says “**** me keith, not seen you in ages!”
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