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Old 12th Sep 2018, 10:14
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Nigerian Expat Outlaw

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Join Date: May 2004
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Two men died and went to heaven.
God greeted them upon their arrival and said, “I’m sorry gentlemen but your mansions aren’t ready yet, Until they are, I can send you back to earth as whatever you want be.”
The first man said, “God, I want to be an eagle soaring above the scenery.”
“No problem”, said God and then POOF, he was gone!
Turning to the other man, he asked, “What do you want to be?”
With a huge grin on his face he said “I’d like to be a cool stud!”
“No problem,”said God and the man was gone.
A few months later, when their mansions were ready God sent an angel to fetch them.
“They’ll be easy to find,” said God.
“One will be soaring above the Grand Canyon and the other one is on
a snow tire somewhere in Detroit !”
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