I was in the UK a while back and was listening to a very well-spoken etiquette expert on the radio. When asked his opinion on tattoos he didn't hesitate. In an accent that could cut glass he replied "I view them in much the same light as I do graffiti on the wall of a public lavatory." I formed the opinion that - on balance - he didn't approve. And nor do I. David, please try and remember that you will not be interviewed by a hip young guy who likes your 'tatt', but a grumpy old bastard like me.