I can take a hint :-)
JUDGING TIME.
In joint third place with: "The General was disappointed. The last inflatable he'd ridden went down." - HYDROMET
and "Can anyone see our cox?" - SHYTORQUE
In (very close) second place with: "Cheer up "Ladies", it's probably not the first time and won't be the last time you have rubber smacking you in the face." - NUTLOOSE
and in first place with: "Why don't we just buy the b*st*rd a trampoline?" TREADIGRAPH
Thank you all for the comments, the CS Trophy is on its way to you along with a personalised RAF 100 window sticker. ;-)