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Old 26th Apr 2018, 17:14
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Nigerian Expat Outlaw

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A man walking in the mall saw a Muslim bookstore. The sign outside led him to wonder what was in a Muslim bookstore, so he went in.

As he was wandering around taking a look, the clerk gave him the stink eye, but asked if he could help. He knew he didn't look like his normal clientele, so he asked, "Do you have Donald Trump's book on his U.S. immigration policy regarding Muslims and illegal aliens?"

The clerk said, "Kiss my ass, get out and stay out!"

The man said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
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