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Old 26th Apr 2018, 14:53
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Nigerian Expat Outlaw

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Join Date: May 2004
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Once a year, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence to speak two words.
As this was a new monk’s first chance to speak he thinks for a second before saying, “Food bad.”
The next year at the same time, he says, “Bed hard.”
A year later he gives the head monk a long stare & says, “I quit.”
“I’m not surprised,” the head monk says. “You’ve been complaining non stop ever since you got here.”
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