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Old 24th Apr 2018, 19:12
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Nigerian Expat Outlaw

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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Haven't been there, never done that.
Age: 61
Posts: 990
DIY Home Security System

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of 'Guns & Ammo' Magazine
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
...
Hey Fang,

We've gone for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside. Be right back.
Cheers,
Rambo
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