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Old 22nd Apr 2018, 22:53
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Long after the Ark had landed and Noah had told all the animals to go forth and multiply, he decided to venture out into the world and see how all of the animals were doing. He saw all of the animals were thriving...except one pair of snakes, who had not yet reproduced. Noah asked them what was wrong, and the snakes asked Noah to cut down a tree and chop it into sections. Confused, Noah did so, and went away.
He returned several weeks later to find the snakes with several little snakelets. Still confused, Noah asked the snakes, "Why did you need me to cut down a tree for you to reproduce?" The snakes replied, "We're adders, and we need logs to multiply."
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