A true story from the "bad old days" that shouldn't be considered funny but..
Regular CPL medical, dramatis personae Examiner (Jim Jacobi, for those who knew him) & me.
Ex. The boys in Canberra have been hearing stories about drinking habits up here, so I have to ask you, "Do you drink"?
Me Oh, yeah.
Ex. How would you describe your drinking?
Me Just social.
Ex. Yes, we've all heard about "social drinking", we need to get a bit more specific. If you go to a party, what do you drink?
Me Scotch.
Ex. Would you drink a bottle of scotch?
Me NO! Well, maybe half a bottle.....
Ex. No problem, that's social drinking...