#57561 (Sir Richard Burton) "Come in, Elizabeth, can you hear me?"
[Sounds of static punctuated by unintelligible commentary followed by pulse of lightning] "What did you say, Dear? Are you imitating a rooster? Cock-a-doodle-doo! I say, is that what you said?"
[More static] "No Richard! See #47582! [Hissing and spluttering] Last night I said Any cock'll doo..."
Enter Death Smiling, Stage Left