The Drop Zone resounds with laughter; there’s more silk blowing around than Frederick’s of Hollywood after an earthquake. An admirable and worthy round by all contestants makes a final decision quite difficult. Because our relationship is a democracy (I get to vote until I get it right), I called on my Bride to assist. In a rare moment of total agreement, she and I decided as follows:
A most-Honorable Mention Reserve ‘Chute to Last Minute Entry
Pontius Navigator for:
“Hey guys, I won't have the curry again!” (With a Braaaappp, the ‘chutist was on his way to low Earth orbit...)
The Bronze D-Ring to
Shy Torque for:
"Best trampoline I've ever been on!" OINGO BOINGO!
The Silver T-28 Riser goes to
Hydromet with:
“Private Kent, I think we've worked out your real identity.” No Kryptonite was involved in the making of this caption...
Yet this round’s
Golden Coffman Starter Trophy belongs to a man who understands the inexorable intersection of marital “misunderstandings” and brevity being the soul of wit. DRUM ROLL and FLOURISHES for:
“I hear you have been having sex with my wife....said the parachute packer...” compliments of
Kiltrash.
Well done, sir! The trophy is on its way under drogue to your location; don’t let it hit you in the head before you start a new round!
- Ed