Primus (as in earliest) inter pares:
ShyTorque
"Anyone stuck a dollar bill in your garter yet?"
"Nope!"
"Me neither!"
Congratulations!
[ My own entries would have been:
1) Something about the Grand Old Duke of York
and
2) General: "You know, no matter how hard I try, I can't get the men at street level to look up, but when I send the Ladies Regiment up the trees, it's the easiest thing in the world. I wonder why that is....."
]