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Old 27th Feb 2018, 15:35
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Nigerian Expat Outlaw

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Join Date: May 2004
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A wife came home late at night and quietly opened the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she saw four legs instead of two. Feeling betrayed that her husband had cheated on her she reached for a baseball bat and started hitting the blanket as hard as she could.
Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she went to the kitchen to pour herself a large drink and found her husband there, reading a magazine.
He said, "Hi Darling, your parents have come to visit, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say 'Hello'?"
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