Hmm. I can't afford a Macbook Pro (and I like a delete key), so that doesn't help me; but never mind, I'll just try some sort of schoolboy German grammar and accept the odd slip.
The Christmas dinner at Escravos was indeed an experience. West African Catering were great providers, their claim to fame was 10,000 meals a day, on and offshore. Having lived on the Funiwa for a year with two alternating alcoholics as my only expat company I thought I'd seen everything, but Escravos was indeed a revelation. People carried three plates piled high and shovelled the entire "portion" down with no hesitation whatsoever.
Amazing how a human stomach can swell.