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29th Apr 2017, 16:03
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Posted By albatross

"Perhaps if I duck really quickly while yelling...

"Perhaps if I duck really quickly while yelling 'FIRE' I might just be able to escape!"
17th Apr 2017, 21:55
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Posted By albatross

The leasing company just called. Apparently we...

The leasing company just called. Apparently we are behind in our payments!
17th Apr 2017, 13:28
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Posted By albatross

I seems Capt Bloggins has stumbled upon a...

I seems Capt Bloggins has stumbled upon a wormhole!
17th Apr 2017, 12:36
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Posted By albatross

After the first departure attempt the experiment...

After the first departure attempt the experiment using velcro as a fastening system was declared only a partial success.
11th Apr 2017, 16:58
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Posted By albatross

The offensive was a complete success until they...

The offensive was a complete success until they ran into a US unit from Texas who soon put their "Cow Tipping" skills to good use.

"Hans, Hans ze hav pushed me over und I can't get up!"
25th Mar 2017, 15:31
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Posted By albatross

Now that is funny!

Now that is funny!
4th Jan 2017, 13:19
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Posted By albatross

"Welcome back aboard Wrongway! Oh, FYI, the...

"Welcome back aboard Wrongway!
Oh, FYI, the CAG, Captain and the Admiral request a moment of your time at your earliest convenience. Bring your hat."
23rd Dec 2016, 17:38
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Posted By albatross

RAT TAT TAT, RAT TAT TAT, firing all the way! ...

RAT TAT TAT, RAT TAT TAT, firing all the way!
Oh what fun we'll fun we'll have in Santa's well armed sleigh!
23rd Nov 2016, 17:59
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Posted By albatross

Due to a very limited budget the first AWACS...

Due to a very limited budget the first AWACS concept test vehicle was rudimentary in the extreme.
23rd Nov 2016, 17:54
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Posted By albatross

"Brace yourself my Dear..I have lighted the fuse...

"Brace yourself my Dear..I have lighted the fuse and it is burning brightly...5.4.3.."
21st Nov 2016, 15:35
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Posted By albatross

"For the last time, Ace, will you kindly stop...

"For the last time, Ace, will you kindly stop asking, 'But where's the rest of it!!??' ."
27th Dec 2013, 21:07
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Posted By albatross

Allen Key? What missing Allen Key?

Allen Key? What missing Allen Key?
16th Sep 2013, 21:15
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Posted By albatross

No I do not see any chemical weapons and neither...

No I do not see any chemical weapons and neither do you two unless you want to be sent to Siberia and given the "Award of Heavy Industry"!
5th Sep 2013, 10:48
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Posted By albatross

Nothing there.

Nothing there.
3rd Sep 2013, 03:09
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Posted By albatross

Who? Oh, those two? Just check chapters 6 and 9...

Who? Oh, those two? Just check chapters 6 and 9 in the "Line Book."
4th Jul 2013, 17:03
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Posted By albatross

It began to appear to Macbeth that things were...

It began to appear to Macbeth that things were going seriously wrong!




" Macbeth shall never vanquish'd be until
Great Birnam wood to high Dunsinane hill
Shall come against him."
12th Jun 2013, 12:26
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Posted By albatross

Boris is about to find he should not have slept...

Boris is about to find he should not have slept through the "Booby Trap" training film.
8th Jun 2013, 10:13
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Posted By albatross

The Canadian reply " What a bunch of Posers!" ...

The Canadian reply " What a bunch of Posers!"
Such an easy shot I had to take it.
25th Nov 2012, 16:45
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Posted By albatross

You get my vote for that one Temp Spike! "....I...

You get my vote for that one Temp Spike!
"....I don't know what it was....but it's coming your way...."
25th Nov 2012, 12:57
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Posted By albatross

"Problem sorted! I see the tow truck coming up...

"Problem sorted! I see the tow truck coming up the street".
8th Nov 2012, 21:46
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Posted By albatross

The electrified mats were a hugh success!

The electrified mats were a hugh success!
23rd Feb 2012, 23:02
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Posted By albatross

Once the microfilm was developed it became...

Once the microfilm was developed it became blindingly obvious that the MI6 budget cuts had gone too far.
10th Feb 2012, 13:57
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Posted By albatross

Hey Guys; Bermuda just called - they want...

Hey Guys;
Bermuda just called - they want their Island back!
19th Feb 2011, 18:48
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Posted By albatross

Let's see: "Missile aiming" "Missile arming" ...

Let's see:
"Missile aiming"
"Missile arming"
"Missile launching"
Ah here it is!:” Missile warning, anti-aircraft, radar guided"
Hang on a sec! There is:" Missile warning, anti-aircraft, heat...
2nd Feb 2011, 09:55
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By albatross

The dog has the best freefall "arch" form of the...

The dog has the best freefall "arch" form of the 3!
6th Dec 2010, 15:28
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By albatross

He ordered us to advance forward but this car is...

He ordered us to advance forward but this car is in the way - request instuctions.
8th Nov 2010, 07:46
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By albatross

It is as we suspected - He's communicating...

It is as we suspected - He's communicating directly with the "Mother Ship" if not the "Home Planet".
6th Aug 2010, 11:18
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Posted By albatross

"Dopes on a rope"

"Dopes on a rope"
15th May 2010, 08:35
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Posted By albatross

"Bloggins - you Idiot!" I said "We need RATO...

"Bloggins - you Idiot!" I said "We need RATO Rockets - not Rockettes!"
26th Jan 2010, 10:00
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Posted By albatross

So the biker guy at the airshow sees the CF-104...

So the biker guy at the airshow sees the CF-104 on full afterburner then he sez "Hold my beer and watch this!"
It all went pearshaped after that!
25th Jan 2010, 08:26
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Views: 10,868,331
Posted By albatross

Alrighty then - which one of you comedians yelled...

Alrighty then - which one of you comedians yelled "Snake!"
5th Jan 2010, 07:55
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Posted By albatross

Glorious Leader: "No, LT Dimbulb, I don't think...

Glorious Leader: "No, LT Dimbulb, I don't think it is smoke from the BBQ - Chaff, flares and evasive action!:mad: All provided, of course, you're not too busy stuffing your piehole!":ugh:
6th Dec 2009, 14:58
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By albatross

Although the aux tanks increased range, payload...

Although the aux tanks increased range, payload was considerably reduced.
6th Mar 2009, 13:56
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Views: 10,868,331
Posted By albatross

Things on "Sesame Street" have gotten completely...

Things on "Sesame Street" have gotten completely out of hand.
24th Jun 2008, 17:53
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,331
Posted By albatross

I told you not to try a GCA in one of these!

I told you not to try a GCA in one of these!
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