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Forum: Military Aviation
15th Dec 2020, 15:17
Replies: 663
Views: 169,573
Posted By Melchett01

What a blast from the past! Marvellous to see...

What a blast from the past! Marvellous to see this resurrected. PPRuNe at it’s finest!
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Apr 2017, 19:38
Replies: 663
Views: 169,573
Posted By Melchett01

I've had some very interesting discussions about...

I've had some very interesting discussions about tephigrams, contrail formation and mixing condensation levels. Admittedly, it never got me anything other than a nice certificate, but it was more...
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Dec 2010, 15:41
Replies: 663
Views: 169,573
Posted By Melchett01

BEagle as posh totty? If you're correct, does...

BEagle as posh totty? If you're correct, does that make the rest of us PPruners the collective equivalent of her long suffering and put up on husband Jerry? :E



Only kidding Margot!
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Dec 2010, 13:35
Replies: 663
Views: 169,573
Posted By Melchett01

I wouldn't go that far BEagle - not everybody -...

I wouldn't go that far BEagle - not everybody - me included has what might be called a well developed palate. For instance I absolutely detest wine, it all tastes the same (tannin) and gives me...
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Dec 2010, 12:32
Replies: 663
Views: 169,573
Posted By Melchett01

Hear Hear! A welcome return to the friendly...

Hear Hear! A welcome return to the friendly banter that we used to have and love so much before it was taken over by aggressive willy-waving. Long may it continue - the banter, not the will waving....
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Dec 2010, 20:24
Replies: 663
Views: 169,573
Posted By Melchett01

May be the Colonel's daughter has still got him...

May be the Colonel's daughter has still got him tied down to the snooker table. Might explain the silence .... after all, if she was more of a fine filly than an old nag, I can't see too many of us...
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Dec 2010, 12:29
Replies: 663
Views: 169,573
Posted By Melchett01

My dear chap, do you even need to ask? Get home...

My dear chap, do you even need to ask? Get home and tick another one off the 'to do' list :ok:

As for the Old Spice, apparently they have been running some ad campaign that insinuates you could...
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Dec 2010, 12:01
Replies: 663
Views: 169,573
Posted By Melchett01

Apparently Old Spice is making a come back State...

Apparently Old Spice is making a come back State side amongst some women. They must be going through a retro phase or just like to date chaps who remind them of their fathers.

Something from...
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Dec 2010, 16:46
Replies: 663
Views: 169,573
Posted By Melchett01

If MM's really unlucky, Mrs Bloggs may well come...

If MM's really unlucky, Mrs Bloggs may well come looking for an early evening 'stiffener' from him! Then the problem arises of whether or not it would be rude to spurn her advances ;)

And who...
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Nov 2010, 22:39
Replies: 663
Views: 169,573
Posted By Melchett01

500N - as long as he remembers that whilst some...

500N - as long as he remembers that whilst some Regiments are better than others, all Regiments are acceptable where as Corps are most definitely not! Nothing more embarrassing than asking a chap...
Forum: Military Aviation
19th Nov 2010, 22:47
Replies: 663
Views: 169,573
Posted By Melchett01

Damn it man, that sort of lilly-livered response...

Damn it man, that sort of lilly-livered response is nothing short of a disgrace to the Colours! Stand your ground and fight. Well at least until she over powers you on the billiard table, then it's...
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Nov 2010, 16:23
Replies: 663
Views: 169,573
Posted By Melchett01

Neptunus Rex ...... I think we can safely say...

Neptunus Rex ...... I think we can safely say that was a bite :E

However, it does go to highlight what a minefield these occasions can be, and which can as a result really detract from both the...
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Nov 2010, 15:15
Replies: 663
Views: 169,573
Posted By Melchett01

Parabellum, A swish device, but only...

Parabellum,

A swish device, but only required if you're female and / or drink wine. Being a heathen northerner, I prefer to go for beer or shorts. The obvious plus side of this is that a lot of...
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Nov 2010, 18:39
Replies: 663
Views: 169,573
Posted By Melchett01

You obviously lack the explorers' instinct. ...

You obviously lack the explorers' instinct. Never turn down a free meal - you don't know where the next one might be coming from.

Plus, a plate full of nosh helps take the edge off the effects...
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Nov 2010, 17:15
Replies: 663
Views: 169,573
Posted By Melchett01

The Solution

O-D,

It's quite simple my dear chap.

Holding glass - one hand
Holding plate full of food - one hand

Shaking hands with other guests shouldn't be an issue - they will all have their hands...
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Nov 2010, 17:58
Replies: 663
Views: 169,573
Posted By Melchett01

I remember my first tour where we had a rather...

I remember my first tour where we had a rather stuck up Army major as PMC. He was constantly banging on about how standards were slipping and if he had his way etc etc etc, much to the annoyance of...
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Nov 2010, 22:43
Replies: 663
Views: 169,573
Posted By Melchett01

MGD, If Mrs Frobisher was a typical country...

MGD,

If Mrs Frobisher was a typical country type, then I very much doubt she will have been perturbed by the sight of you swaggering back into the room naked save for a tie. At least you had the...
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Nov 2010, 21:14
Replies: 663
Views: 169,573
Posted By Melchett01

I take it you don't mean putting Arsenal in the...

I take it you don't mean putting Arsenal in the corner? It would be real faux pas if the lady of the house turned out to be a Spurs fan. Of course, you could always play safe and put Wimbledon; at...
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