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30th Sep 2012, 13:37
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Posted By Krystal n chips

M.o.D procurement chap leaning on shovel to lower...

M.o.D procurement chap leaning on shovel to lower minion

" Erm, Smithers old boy, when you said this chap offered you a damn good deal, fifty million for as many revetments as we wanted, and a...
28th Sep 2012, 06:22
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Posted By Krystal n chips

Lt.Col ( R.E) leaning on shovel in lieu of...

Lt.Col ( R.E) leaning on shovel in lieu of shooting stick to 2nd Lt ( R.E. )

" So, Snotson - Smythe, you say you spent some time with those damned Air Force types, and they told you it was jolly...
14th Feb 2012, 05:26
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Posted By Krystal n chips

The Shackleton O.C.U. was noted for it's...

The Shackleton O.C.U. was noted for it's innovative simulator training....

or

Sadly, when M.o.D Procurement placed an order with F. Dibnah Transport they missed the vehicle spec in the small...
28th Jan 2012, 12:08
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Posted By Krystal n chips

The assessment for an SF posting was proving...

The assessment for an SF posting was proving difficult for Private Shamburger given that his idea of covert insertion and deep penetration was not quite the same as the rest of the platoons

"Gee...
22nd Jan 2012, 11:49
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Posted By Krystal n chips

Despite their solemn assurances that the only way...

Despite their solemn assurances that the only way to check the ramp latches was in flight, it was beginning to dawn on the Loadmaster that his quips about pet spanner monkeys to the two G/E's had not...
14th Jan 2012, 06:14
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Posted By Krystal n chips

SAC Bloggs potential to achieve Air rank was...

SAC Bloggs potential to achieve Air rank was evident from the onset when she swapt her own uncleaned rifle for her best mates which was immaculate.
2nd Jan 2012, 11:33
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Posted By Krystal n chips

" I don't care what the Magic circle says, we ate...

" I don't care what the Magic circle says, we ate the kids pet rabbit on Boxing Day..that's why it's a bloody bear !"

or

The ingenuity of manning in response to the current shortage of crews...
17th Dec 2011, 08:48
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Posted By Krystal n chips

The General was beginning to realise that, when...

The General was beginning to realise that, when Alpha platoon had volunteered to have a Senator embedded with them for a covert op,they may have had an ulterior motive for doing so...

or

"You...
15th Dec 2011, 05:52
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Posted By Krystal n chips

Fresh from West Point, 1st Lt Elmer G....

Fresh from West Point, 1st Lt Elmer G. Baconburger decided to impress his new platoon with some "outside the box" thinking regarding covert ops.....

or

" So, let's get this right...
4th Nov 2011, 05:56
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Posted By Krystal n chips

" The Rt Hon Lt Wupert Smithers ( Eton, Oxford...

" The Rt Hon Lt Wupert Smithers ( Eton, Oxford and Sandhurst ) was jolly miffed when it was explained to him that his efforts to lean the brass section of the regimental band were not quite what the...
23rd Oct 2011, 09:48
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Posted By Krystal n chips

" So, Flying Officer Bloggs, in your defence you...

" So, Flying Officer Bloggs, in your defence you say you met these three AAC pilots in the bar and came to a double or quits bet with the crew impress that you could land a Hercules anywhere a Lynx...
5th Jun 2011, 06:38
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Posted By Krystal n chips

F.L Eesem Inc. ( Global Training Solutions )...

F.L Eesem Inc. ( Global Training Solutions ) proudly offers the latest IMC Rating development for the discerning pilot....only £1000 / $1000....cash, NO refunds. Terms and conditions apply. Subject...
1st Jun 2011, 16:20
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Posted By Krystal n chips

After scouring the globe for a suitable original...

After scouring the globe for a suitable original to copy, the N.Koreans decided to update the William Tell story....
18th Mar 2010, 06:29
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Posted By Krystal n chips

ACW, Whilst one is flattered to be the...

ACW,

Whilst one is flattered to be the recipient of your plaudit, after the, ahem, "saga" that ensued last time I had to post a photograph, may I suggest it would be prudent if you kindly...
13th Mar 2010, 16:34
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Posted By Krystal n chips

It was subsequently later and gently explained to...

It was subsequently later and gently explained to Bloggs that, whilst the Royal Navy from whence he came, may have a long held tradition of ramming anything they felt like with their ships,there were...
7th Dec 2009, 05:28
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Posted By Krystal n chips

After extensive trials, the beancounters finally...

After extensive trials, the beancounters finally arrived at the most cost effective solution for a new AAR simulator.
29th Aug 2009, 15:51
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Posted By Krystal n chips

One's plans have been changed for the...

One's plans have been changed for the w/end......so, some very freudian reponses..strange that !......and the final judgement.

In 3rd place....arancee

In 2nd..........Shy Torque

By the...
21st Aug 2009, 04:33
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Posted By Krystal n chips

My apologies to all for the "operational delay"...

My apologies to all for the "operational delay" ...sometimes it all goes for a can of worms just when you least need it.....so, as we have a BH looming, Aug BH Monday is judgement day.


And my...
15th Aug 2009, 11:52
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Posted By Krystal n chips

One is flattered to have won !......so, as one...

One is flattered to have won !......so, as one has control so to speak, please bear with me for a couple of days whilst I sort out a little IT glitch at this end.
11th Aug 2009, 16:34
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Posted By Krystal n chips

As Sir Humphrey sighed, he slowly and calmly...

As Sir Humphrey sighed, he slowly and calmly advised that:

" Well Minister.....the boxes are for thinking outside of....the patch of blue sky is for thinking.....the helicopter should give you a...
21st Jun 2009, 05:32
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Posted By Krystal n chips

The Navy were keen to display their new "touchy...

The Navy were keen to display their new "touchy feely" equal ops. and diversity directives in public
5th Jun 2009, 05:54
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Posted By Krystal n chips

The movers solution to prevent any more...

The movers solution to prevent any more "unfortunate mishaps" when positioning aircraft steps for boarding had but one tiny flaw......

or

" Ah, Fg.Off Bloggs, about your idea for leaning the...
19th Apr 2009, 07:34
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Posted By Krystal n chips

" So you say you worked for IKEA before you...

" So you say you worked for IKEA before you became a barrack block designer then ?"

or

The M.o.D's buildings team were just a shade too enthusiastic about leaning the design of the new Mess's...
10th Dec 2008, 16:52
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Posted By Krystal n chips

It soon became apparent that the "dream...

It soon became apparent that the "dream secondment" promised by Innsworth to the three engineers had but one tiny flaw in the posters thinking.....notably that it was in support of the fledgling...
16th Mar 2008, 15:37
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Posted By Krystal n chips

It slowly began to dawn on Rupert where he had...

It slowly began to dawn on Rupert where he had seen the attractive blonde before...the one he had been describing in such lurid details to the engineer....... and what he was going to do when he...
7th Mar 2008, 07:19
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By Krystal n chips

It was becoming clear to the troops that the new...

It was becoming clear to the troops that the new BEngo's concept of leaning was just a shade different to the one that their airships had envisaged.

or.

"Well sir, I thought it was a jolly...
12th Apr 2006, 17:59
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By Krystal n chips

"Erm, remember when I said we had all 6 numbers...

"Erm, remember when I said we had all 6 numbers on the Lottery, and you said put the ticket somewhere safe, and then we ran out of bog roll and you said use the first thing that comes to...
8th Apr 2006, 08:47
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Posted By Krystal n chips

Rupert, the M.o.D beancounter, had a truly wizard...

Rupert, the M.o.D beancounter, had a truly wizard idea to save money. Instead of squandering it on all that nasty and expensive fuel and flying stuff--all IFR training would now become ground based.
9th Sep 2005, 07:27
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Posted By Krystal n chips

Due to the reduction in the budget, it was...

Due to the reduction in the budget, it was decided to use the low cost option of Fido to demonstrate the skills required for future Air rank Officers with regard to the practical aspects of brown...
14th Apr 2005, 18:11
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Posted By Krystal n chips

The Chief was rapidly coming to the conclusion...

The Chief was rapidly coming to the conclusion that his new Rects team needed to understand Service banter in more detail. Thus when he said the S.Engo's latest edict was to be viewed as arse about...
11th Feb 2005, 08:44
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Posted By Krystal n chips

After a rather heavy session the night before,...

After a rather heavy session the night before, Jim was rapidly coming to the conclusion that his little quips to the Aircrew about "training a monkey to fly" and "knuckle dragging primates" to the...
12th Jan 2005, 14:04
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Posted By Krystal n chips

Slowly and calmly Jim tried to explain to the...

Slowly and calmly Jim tried to explain to the confused and educationally challenged pilot that " No sir, I know they both start with a B and an O but what you drop are called B O M B S ------ ...
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