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15th Dec 2019, 14:47
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Posted By Penny Washers

"I'm giving you a bucket of instant sunshine for...

"I'm giving you a bucket of instant sunshine for Christmas."

"And I'm giving you the same."

"Or shall we just call it quits for this year?"

"HAPPY CHRISTMAS."

And to all our captioneers.
14th Dec 2019, 10:08
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Posted By Penny Washers

"I can't get a decent haircut anywhere." ...

"I can't get a decent haircut anywhere."

"No, I can't either. I wonder where Boris goes for his?"
13th Dec 2019, 09:18
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Posted By Penny Washers

It's Friday 13th! Time for some results - and I...

It's Friday 13th! Time for some results - and I am not talking about our election, or the future of Europe, or such trivia. No - our caption competition is far more important.

Nutloose, I thought,...
10th Dec 2019, 09:32
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Posted By Penny Washers

See the latest BBC news about Sydney:...

See the latest BBC news about Sydney: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-50722650.

BTW, congratulations, Kiltrash. You seem to be the only caption scribe who has realised that the hangar...
7th Dec 2019, 09:18
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Views: 10,937,515
Posted By Penny Washers

Yes, I thought we might be getting some ribald...

Yes, I thought we might be getting some ribald comments for this one. No matter - let it rip!

After all, size doesn't matter.
7th Dec 2019, 08:24
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Posted By Penny Washers

https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/...

https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/930x674/zepplin_bf3aef53f2aed87c595ca9aaf9daca78f70d2ebc.jpg
Si Si Senor - what's that got to do with it?
Anyway, have a go at this:
1st Dec 2019, 10:30
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,937,515
Posted By Penny Washers

Calling "Fox 1" when you pull the trigger is...

Calling "Fox 1" when you pull the trigger is something of an overkill, Hoskins.
29th Nov 2019, 09:09
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Views: 10,937,515
Posted By Penny Washers

Paddy claims he can put three holes in the...

Paddy claims he can put three holes in the handkerchief before it hits the ground.

Murph says he can do better than that.

However, there is a problem, and no doubt you will have spotted it.
...
29th Nov 2019, 08:42
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,937,515
Posted By Penny Washers

The day of judgement - and the usual difficult...

The day of judgement - and the usual difficult task of trying to decide on the winner!

Thanks, C52, for the link to Wiki. Interesting, is it not? It just goes to show that this forum is...
28th Nov 2019, 09:10
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,937,515
Posted By Penny Washers

I'll put up some results early Friday morning, so...

I'll put up some results early Friday morning, so that we can have a new picture for the weekend.

So - last orders, please, gents.
26th Nov 2019, 10:11
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Posted By Penny Washers

Contrariwise.

Contrariwise.
26th Nov 2019, 09:24
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Posted By Penny Washers

Torque Shy, stop taking the mickey.

Torque Shy, stop taking the mickey.
25th Nov 2019, 10:30
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Views: 10,937,515
Posted By Penny Washers

Yes, I've noticed that the tempo seems to be...

Yes, I've noticed that the tempo seems to be hotting up a bit. Too wet for gardening, and too muddy to be worth washing the car, perhaps?

New picture attached, if my PC will allow me to do it. I'm...
24th Nov 2019, 12:28
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,937,515
Posted By Penny Washers

Nicola Sturgeon wants to scrap Trident, in favour...

Nicola Sturgeon wants to scrap Trident, in favour of a stronger conventional weapons system.

Like this one? Remember - the bomber will always get through - and a huge 10lb bomb would devastate...
23rd Nov 2019, 09:56
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,937,515
Posted By Penny Washers

The job of one of the co-pilots is to call "V1"...

The job of one of the co-pilots is to call "V1" while the other one's job is to call "VNE."

The pilot never knows which one will call first.
22nd Nov 2019, 09:07
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,937,515
Posted By Penny Washers

John Gillespie Magee Junior takes two shorthand...

John Gillespie Magee Junior takes two shorthand writers with him when he slips the surly bonds of earth on laughter-silvered wings in case he feels like dictating something memorable.
17th Nov 2019, 11:55
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,937,515
Posted By Penny Washers

Virgin Galactic's emergency re-entry suit may...

Virgin Galactic's emergency re-entry suit may need further development before live testing on humans commences.
14th Nov 2019, 21:11
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Posted By Penny Washers

An army marches on its stomach. As long as...

An army marches on its stomach.

As long as they are male stomachs . . . .
12th Nov 2019, 20:59
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By Penny Washers

The longer they are, the more they wobble. ...

The longer they are, the more they wobble.

Grasp it firmly, Doris!
4th Nov 2019, 11:56
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,937,515
Posted By Penny Washers

Cuts to service expenditure mean that even senior...

Cuts to service expenditure mean that even senior staff officers have to consider themselves in the front line.
29th Oct 2019, 08:51
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,937,515
Posted By Penny Washers

A prize for wilful misrepresentation? - Then...

A prize for wilful misrepresentation? - Then this one should be "the straw that broke the camel's back."

Some straw!
28th Oct 2019, 15:50
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,937,515
Posted By Penny Washers

All cats are great hunters. This youngster has...

All cats are great hunters. This youngster has decided to take the skill to a new level by using the latest technology to pounce on her prey.

Here, she is checking the Mauser 27mm cannon before...
25th Oct 2019, 12:09
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,937,515
Posted By Penny Washers

"Are those pistols you are holding or are you...

"Are those pistols you are holding or are you just pleased to see us?"
19th Oct 2019, 14:41
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,937,515
Posted By Penny Washers

Jeremy Corbyn, trying everything he can to...

Jeremy Corbyn, trying everything he can to impress Extinction Rebellion, has ditched his motor transport and has chosen a carbon neutral means of getting back to Westminster so he can join all the...
18th Oct 2019, 14:00
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,937,515
Posted By Penny Washers

"He keeps telling us, Sarge, that he is a...

"He keeps telling us, Sarge, that he is a Jehova's Witness and he was preaching the Gospel."

"Should we nail him up somewhere?"
15th Oct 2019, 15:40
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,937,515
Posted By Penny Washers

Being a top nazi is great! That is why we...

Being a top nazi is great!

That is why we are all smiling so much.
14th Oct 2019, 21:08
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,937,515
Posted By Penny Washers

"Of course our Fuherer is not racist. Whatever...

"Of course our Fuherer is not racist. Whatever gave you that idea? He loves all Aryans, as long as they are German."
11th Oct 2019, 15:46
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By Penny Washers

"Brexit? Vot Brexit? Ve haf vays mit der...

"Brexit? Vot Brexit? Ve haf vays mit der Englanders to deal."
7th Oct 2019, 20:35
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,937,515
Posted By Penny Washers

"That's our boy - lungs like leather, and bawls...

"That's our boy - lungs like leather, and bawls like a bull."
5th Oct 2019, 13:24
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,937,515
Posted By Penny Washers

All those people must weigh a lot. No wonder...

All those people must weigh a lot.

No wonder the wing is Boeing.
2nd Oct 2019, 09:53
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,937,515
Posted By Penny Washers

The last of the Thomas Cook customers will soon...

The last of the Thomas Cook customers will soon be home.
1st Oct 2019, 09:26
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,937,515
Posted By Penny Washers

"Someone's havin' a larf - asking for me to have...

"Someone's havin' a larf - asking for me to have a walk through a partly cleared minefield. I know Mum did it, but she wore body armour and wasn't recently married."
28th Sep 2019, 10:06
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,937,515
Posted By Penny Washers

All of our officers are trained to give every...

All of our officers are trained to give every appearance of normality despite sometimes operating on thin ice.
23rd Sep 2019, 12:21
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,937,515
Posted By Penny Washers

. . . . . . not to mention his parking charges.

. . . . . . not to mention his parking charges.
22nd Sep 2019, 18:40
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,937,515
Posted By Penny Washers

"I hope you've noticed my expensive new...

"I hope you've noticed my expensive new umbrella."
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