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1st Mar 2019, 21:58
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By cargosales

Very nice Hoskins but the rest of us use loo roll...

Very nice Hoskins but the rest of us use loo roll

CS
26th Jun 2018, 17:46
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

And when I'm covering your ass, this'll go so far...

And when I'm covering your ass, this'll go so far up it....
25th Jun 2018, 09:53
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

My waist is in proportion to my height thank you...

My waist is in proportion to my height thank you but if you even think about touching my corset .....
23rd Jun 2018, 17:05
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

And yours are so small I can crush both of them...

And yours are so small I can crush both of them in one hand, smaller than this.
23rd Jun 2018, 15:05
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Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

OR, "Dealing with dog ****? Yeah, you just...

OR,

"Dealing with dog ****? Yeah, you just get hold of the situation like this"
23rd Jun 2018, 14:59
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

Have you any idea just how much rubber dog **** I...

Have you any idea just how much rubber dog **** I can deal with?
21st Jun 2018, 19:50
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

Glum looking bloke in flat cap, just right of...

Glum looking bloke in flat cap, just right of centre:

"Bolleaux. I thought we had a deal with customs so they didn't look there"
13th Jun 2018, 10:09
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

In a Sir Humphrey voice "Yes Minister, you'll...

In a Sir Humphrey voice "Yes Minister, you'll find all that information right here. Just underneath the details about the cost of installing and operating Speys, rather than sticking with J79s. Oh...
13th Jun 2018, 09:59
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

"Yes Sir, if you look just here you'll see the...

"Yes Sir, if you look just here you'll see the invoice for all that parcel tape"
10th Jun 2018, 21:42
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

You owe me a new keyboard .. Brilliant !!!!

You owe me a new keyboard .. Brilliant !!!!
10th Jun 2018, 15:18
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

Alice? Alice? Who the **** is Alice???

Alice? Alice? Who the **** is Alice???
22nd Apr 2018, 21:01
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

As he couldn't see the pic Buster turned his back...

As he couldn't see the pic Buster turned his back on this new game of theirs...

with apologies to Buster but inspired by his post 47,875.
6th Mar 2018, 04:01
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

The lads had been happy to walk away from their...

The lads had been happy to walk away from their old transport behind them but weren't very impressed with what they'd been given instead
19th Feb 2018, 11:29
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

Despite being told to put on a good performance,...

Despite being told to put on a good performance, everyone in the squad had wondered why the Sargeant had confiscated all their performance enhancing drugs ..
17th Feb 2018, 15:26
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Posted By cargosales

If you think my keks look bad now, you should see...

If you think my keks look bad now, you should see them after I've shot off this load...

Hat, coat, door..
14th Feb 2018, 12:50
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

Robin had forgotten to bring any ammunition for...

Robin had forgotten to bring any ammunition for the MG. Even worse, there were no tins of beans for the mess cannon either ...
11th Feb 2018, 19:36
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

Bloke on the left: "What is this sh@gging you...

Bloke on the left: "What is this sh@gging you refer to? And until you tell me, please would you stop calling me Pike"
11th Feb 2018, 19:34
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

Bloke on the right: "Mate, you really sh@gged...

Bloke on the right: "Mate, you really sh@gged that?"
30th Nov 2017, 22:17
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

LAC Evilstein had heard there was a bit part...

LAC Evilstein had heard there was a bit part coming up in the forthcoming movie '633 Squadron' so got in a bit of early practice for the audition.
30th Nov 2017, 20:02
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

Nutty didn't want to reveal too much ...

Nutty didn't want to reveal too much ...
28th Nov 2017, 18:51
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

When he said he'd be behind her all the way, this...

When he said he'd be behind her all the way, this wasn't exactly what she had in mind
27th Jun 2014, 17:35
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

To be fair, the recruiter had told him that life...

To be fair, the recruiter had told him that life in the Navy came with a fair degree of bending over .....
15th May 2014, 16:05
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

Vlad's sideline was getting a little too public...

Vlad's sideline was getting a little too public for his liking
15th May 2014, 15:42
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

Grorious Reader, prease accept humble donation to...

Grorious Reader, prease accept humble donation to party funds and send him to Pyongyang, not me.
10th May 2014, 12:20
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

Gwawrious Reader, your haircut much nicer than...

Gwawrious Reader, your haircut much nicer than Cwarkson's. I do mine same in your honour... We swope off somewhere quiet and I show you?
8th May 2014, 17:38
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

Grorious Reader, when you in Runden, di you no...

Grorious Reader, when you in Runden, di you no understan what vey offer at the Kiwrash poodle parlour ?
22nd Jan 2014, 22:24
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

What say we leave junior to play with this weapon...

What say we leave junior to play with this weapon while I show you a much better one?
23rd Dec 2013, 14:59
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

A Mr O'Leary said "I don't understand what this...

A Mr O'Leary said "I don't understand what this esteemed customer is complaining about. She requested assistance boarding the aircraft and we were happy to help.."
27th Oct 2013, 23:38
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

Antonov finally gave in to their Navs' requests...

Antonov finally gave in to their Navs' requests for even bigger butty boxes ....
11th Oct 2013, 18:34
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

Get in that chair? Not on your Nelly

Get in that chair? Not on your Nelly
8th Oct 2013, 21:54
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

Being DI for Camel Platoon was always a popular...

Being DI for Camel Platoon was always a popular option among the staff...
17th Sep 2013, 08:09
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

The generals weren't impressed with the trip to...

The generals weren't impressed with the trip to North Korea and now they'd been dragged along to watch a poxy mortar firing exercise..
3rd Sep 2013, 22:11
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

It's long been known that the three most...

It's long been known that the three most enjoyable things in life are 'a whisky before and a cigarette afterwards' but the girls were keen to show what happens in-between the two :p
2nd Sep 2013, 23:26
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

Unfortunately Buster and Nutty's 'companions'...

Unfortunately Buster and Nutty's 'companions' from the previous evening couldn't help but reveal exactly what had gone on .....

CS

Nice one lads :ok:
26th Aug 2013, 21:33
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By cargosales

Adolf: "Oh it's so soft and furry .. just like...

Adolf: "Oh it's so soft and furry .. just like my Eva now I've persuaded her to ditch the Braun"

CS
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