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Forum: Rotorheads
25th Feb 2011, 02:27
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

What is real stress? You being a happily...

What is real stress?

You being a happily married Man .....while driving down a country lane you observer a beautiful blonde thumbing a ride. You are faced with a decision to stop or not. That...
Forum: Rotorheads
6th Feb 2011, 12:22
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

Bill Dance hosts a weekly fishing show in the...

Bill Dance hosts a weekly fishing show in the USA.....some of his out takes are funny. None of these are planned!

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Forum: Rotorheads
1st Feb 2010, 14:09
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

The Girls Talk About their Helicopter Pilots ...

The Girls Talk About their Helicopter Pilots



Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people...
Forum: Rotorheads
29th Mar 2009, 12:30
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

The lead up to this video is the Husband had told...

The lead up to this video is the Husband had told his wife to never...never...touch his Pistol. In a fit of genius he sought to teach her a lesson. Like he thought multiple tours in Iraq and...
Forum: Rotorheads
28th Mar 2009, 13:57
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

A Helicopter Pilot, heading home on leave from...

A Helicopter Pilot, heading home on leave from his job flying in the oil patch, boarded an aircraft at London Heathrow Airport's
Terminal 5 for New York. Taking his seat as he settled
in, he...
Forum: Rotorheads
27th Mar 2009, 22:38
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off his...

Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off his Helicopter "Marine One" in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby Pig under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention,...
Forum: Rotorheads
31st Jan 2009, 23:07
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

Buy the soap bars with the rope in them.....

Buy the soap bars with the rope in them.....
Forum: Rotorheads
29th Jan 2009, 01:57
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

Want to see who loves you more....your wife or...

Want to see who loves you more....your wife or you dog?

Lock them both in the boot of your car for an hour and see how they react when you open it back up!
Forum: Rotorheads
27th Jan 2009, 12:09
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a...

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?





About forty pounds.

What's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
Forum: Rotorheads
26th Jan 2009, 02:11
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

Three women meet for lunch. One is married for 20...

Three women meet for lunch. One is married for 20 years,another is engaged to be married and the other is a mistress.

They were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their...
Forum: Rotorheads
25th Jan 2009, 01:35
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

Cut the guys a break fellows....so he feathered...

Cut the guys a break fellows....so he feathered both engines....which is a bit of a trick on jet engines.
Forum: Rotorheads
30th Sep 2008, 13:24
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

Auditors.....folks that come in after the battle...

Auditors.....folks that come in after the battle and bayonet the wounded!
Forum: Rotorheads
29th Sep 2008, 14:54
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

Our Fair Whirls walking along a country road...

Our Fair Whirls walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. She stops and chats for a while and then says, "Tell you what, I'll bet you $100 against one of your...
Forum: Rotorheads
15th Sep 2008, 00:18
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

There once was a helicopter pilot who lived his...

There once was a helicopter pilot who lived his whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people he worked for. In fact, he made sure that every job he did resulted in a win-win...
Forum: Rotorheads
14th Sep 2008, 16:02
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a...

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station
that was closed for the night.

They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien
addressed it saying, "Greetings,...
Forum: Rotorheads
12th Sep 2008, 12:09
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

US, Your comments rang a bell for...

US,

Your comments rang a bell for me....brought back some memories of my Honey Moon trip out West.

Me and the Missus...lovely young thing...5'2"...105 pounds....blue eyes...blonde...wine glass...
Forum: Rotorheads
8th Sep 2008, 16:56
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

Ninety degrees F...90 percent humidity....sweat...

Ninety degrees F...90 percent humidity....sweat dripping...buffing and waxing a 41 foot sailboat hull....should be sat in the crew room with a cup of tea in my mitt! I won't go into the charm of...
Forum: Rotorheads
8th Sep 2008, 01:12
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

He was a ragged looking old man who shuffled into...

He was a ragged looking old man who shuffled into the bar that afternoon.

Ragged, fat old geezer, walked like he had no feeling left in his peripheral neuropathy diabetic legs. His arthritic...
Forum: Rotorheads
26th Aug 2008, 22:41
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

A North Carolina State Trooper stops a car...

A North Carolina State Trooper stops a car occupied by two young men. As the Trooper approaches the stopped car....the driver leans out and yells at the Cop...."What the hell did you stop me...
Forum: Rotorheads
12th Aug 2008, 19:15
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

US Army Warrant Officer Helicopter Pilot Humour

Whilst in a singles bar one evening....a good looking blonde turned to the young man standing next to her....she, having already downed a few Cherry Bombs, she turned around, faced him, looked him...
Forum: Rotorheads
31st Jul 2008, 21:41
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

For all you husbands out there that have had...

For all you husbands out there that have had thoughts about turning the table on yer Missus.....you might consider the ups and downs to that concept.

Kim Komando’s Video of the Day » Blog Archive...
Forum: Rotorheads
23rd Jul 2008, 11:27
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

A tourist walked into a pet store and was looking...

A tourist walked into a pet store and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, an officer from the local AF base walked in and said to the shopkeeper 'I'll take a 6114 monkey,...
Forum: Rotorheads
23rd Jul 2008, 01:27
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a...

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why is a draw bridge open when it is closed....and closed when it is open?
Forum: Rotorheads
24th May 2007, 01:18
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

Whilst working in the wilds of Belucistan years...

Whilst working in the wilds of Belucistan years ago I had a British Engineer partnered with me on the remote site where we were building high tension power lines.

Eric, the Engineer, was on the...
Forum: Rotorheads
23rd May 2007, 17:08
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

I heard in West Virginia that when two folks...

I heard in West Virginia that when two folks divorce they remain brother and sister as before they married.

"Virgins" in WVA are girls that can run faster than their brothers and uncles.
Forum: Rotorheads
25th Apr 2007, 12:18
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

My Mother-in-law is an angel......however her...

My Mother-in-law is an angel......however her sweet and kind character sure skipped a generation! Now take my wife.....someone please!
Forum: Rotorheads
21st Apr 2007, 18:27
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

Subject: A 5-yearold's first job Here's a truly...

Subject: A 5-yearold's first job
Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a
little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make you
believe that we all can...
Forum: Rotorheads
12th Apr 2007, 13:14
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

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Forum: Rotorheads
21st Jan 2007, 02:12
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

The CAA Inspector confronted a helicopter pilot...

The CAA Inspector confronted a helicopter pilot on the ramp at Aberdeen as the pilot was walking into OPS and shouted at him "Have you been sleeping with my wife?"
The pilot smiled and said "not a...
Forum: Rotorheads
20th Jan 2007, 15:24
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

I was flying from Atlanta to Seattle. There had...

I was flying from Atlanta to Seattle. There had been a one hour delay getting from gate to the runway and everybody on board was ticked. We stopped in Salt Lake City on the way. Upon landing in...
Forum: Rotorheads
20th Jan 2007, 01:52
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

You built the house when you first married did...

You built the house when you first married did you Whirls?
Forum: Rotorheads
19th Jan 2007, 21:55
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

Heaven or Hell? There once was a...

Heaven or Hell?


There once was a helicopter pilot who lived his whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people he worked for. In fact, he made sure that every job he did resulted...
Forum: Rotorheads
19th Jan 2007, 15:41
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

Gem, In order to fly helicopters and...

Gem,

In order to fly helicopters and rightfully claim the title of "Helicopter Pilot", one must possess a sense of humour and be able to smile at life's tribulations. Heaven knows that is...
Forum: Rotorheads
10th Jul 2006, 14:26
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

Cmon Bronx....a simple matter of driving left of...

Cmon Bronx....a simple matter of driving left of center. Quick summons, 50 dollars and court costs. The other driver can now trick his truck and make and open topped tour wagon for tourists.
Forum: Rotorheads
10th May 2006, 12:54
Replies: 429
Views: 177,980
Posted By SASless

UK CAA researches Hybrid Power for aircraft

A very secretive research project by the UK CAA regarding Hybrid Power for aircraft has yielded some interesting results. The CAA has looked internally for sources of ideas and one concept was...
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