PPRuNe Forums - Search Results

Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Search Forums
Reload this Page >

Search Results

 
Search: Posts Made By: simon brown
Showing results 1 to 35 of 61
Search took 0.01 seconds.
28th Jun 2018, 13:10
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

Well i've checked the car, all my clothes in the...

Well i've checked the car, all my clothes in the wash and at home so my winning lottery ticket has to be here somewhere
9th May 2017, 12:26
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

"Hey, did you just see what that male flight...

"Hey, did you just see what that male flight attendant used to stir my coffee?!"

"Yeah last week I made a complaint against the flight attendant for 2 similar offences"

"...and the transexual...
29th Jan 2017, 20:15
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

You know what chaps, instead of being stood here...

You know what chaps, instead of being stood here wearing this fetchisits apparel ,id rather be atop a step ladder in no mans land, smoking a cigar, whilst wearing a luminous balaclava shouting "hows...
23rd Jan 2017, 21:00
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

Well planned defence cuts decreed the gunners...

Well planned defence cuts decreed the gunners (mid upper,ball,rear) and navigators be axed from operations
4th Jan 2017, 12:35
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

" Its the inevitability of implementing a policy...

" Its the inevitability of implementing a policy to allow non commissioned aircrew to fly single set jets sir..next they will be wanting a twitter and Facebook app installed"...
26th Nov 2016, 21:22
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

EE Awww Ee Aww Ee Aww to know better than to bend...

EE Awww Ee Aww Ee Aww to know better than to bend those pitot tubes
4th Aug 2016, 12:36
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

Instead of taking pictures of enemy lines,...

Instead of taking pictures of enemy lines, "Speckled George" the conscripted racing pigeon went AWOL and was last spotted heading home to his loft Wakefield
28th Jul 2016, 20:49
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

Scroggs was hoping and praying the lads didnt...

Scroggs was hoping and praying the lads didnt take their feet off the hose pipe
21st Jul 2016, 13:15
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

"Now when yah guys were a messin' a bout with the...

"Now when yah guys were a messin' a bout with the cannon positions on those there wangs did ju use imperial or metric when a measurin' from the fuseleage, cos it looks to me like someone got there...
12th Jul 2016, 12:52
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

"Could you also fill up "Rover" my skate powered...

"Could you also fill up "Rover" my skate powered guide dog please"

"err he's just off chasing "Jaguar" next doors skate powered cat sir..he'll be back in a 'mo sir as its unlikely Rover will catch...
10th Jun 2016, 13:21
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

At last a solution to London's 3rd runway...

At last a solution to London's 3rd runway conundrum...but only when the tide is in..
29th Oct 2015, 13:16
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

"So sir, I said to the Minister when he visited,...

"So sir, I said to the Minister when he visited, "If you make any more defence cuts, this here is all we'll have left""
23rd Oct 2015, 13:16
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

"Just as well we are firing blanks...

"Just as well we are firing blanks girls"...."just like me 'usband luv"
8th Oct 2015, 19:45
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

new Mustang hybrid unveiled

new Mustang hybrid unveiled
24th Nov 2014, 12:24
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

"ere sarge if we stick a pitchfork through this...

"ere sarge if we stick a pitchfork through this lot, do ya think well find some hay"
21st Nov 2014, 13:17
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

The French immigration official, stated he...

The French immigration official, stated he denied ever seeing any stowaways on board the lorry bound for Dover
17th Nov 2014, 12:49
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

"Comrade see the 2 Sverdlovs lying beached...

"Comrade see the 2 Sverdlovs lying beached rusting away....yeees got them....now go past the 8 semi submerged hulks of the Alpha class subs....yes... go past the rusty Kirov and you'll find the...
14th Nov 2014, 12:26
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

After test flying both variants of the Discovery...

After test flying both variants of the Discovery chief test Pilot Roly Beafalke preferred the V8 as opposed to the TD5.

"it all does tits after rotation when you have to point it uphill" was a...
3rd Nov 2014, 12:49
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

"Typical innit sarge, if I worked for the civvy...

"Typical innit sarge, if I worked for the civvy public sector i'd be out on strike as the temps dropped to -5 indoors"
9th Oct 2014, 12:15
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

The Army recruitment officer was at pains to...

The Army recruitment officer was at pains to point out that in the interests of Diversity not only do our JTACS co ordinate bombing of people of all ethnic minorities, they employ them too
30th Sep 2014, 12:47
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

Dog thinks "I thought the usual animals to...

Dog thinks

"I thought the usual animals to take the lead were 2 Para"
31st Jul 2014, 12:04
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

"If Hardy Kruger was here, we'd have re built...

"If Hardy Kruger was here, we'd have re built this thing and flown out by now!"
12th Dec 2013, 12:43
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

"Yeah I'm sharing a fox hole with that bloke that...

"Yeah I'm sharing a fox hole with that bloke that used to be in "George and Mildred"
5th Dec 2013, 12:22
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

"Well Air Marshall its like this, unless we...

"Well Air Marshall its like this, unless we continue with these tyre cost saving measures as part of a cost saving plan, we will have to mothball the entire fleet and turn operational stations in to...
28th Oct 2013, 14:30
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

When Antonov got their certification for crossing...

When Antonov got their certification for crossing the Atlantic, their factor of safety was somewhat extreme
9th May 2013, 12:38
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

"Oh esteemed one as you Gally Numan and Klaftwerk...

"Oh esteemed one as you Gally Numan and Klaftwerk fan you can re cleate all sounds on this compuah...iss no Moog but it velly cleva...you could mix our own version of the Gangnam dance like wot our...
3rd May 2013, 12:25
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

"Do you have full and free movement of your...

"Do you have full and free movement of your control column...jolly good then , so do I...

..If you'd like to hang your jacket up on the cold start hook in front of the radiator we'll get started,...
17th Apr 2013, 11:37
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

"I'll tell yer what sarge, if we keep doin' this...

"I'll tell yer what sarge, if we keep doin' this for much longer 'elf n safety 'l 'ave a bleedin 'art attack"
11th Mar 2013, 13:50
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

That'll be 2 hair doos the hostie puts on her...

That'll be 2 hair doos the hostie puts on her expenses then
4th Mar 2013, 12:55
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

"When the pilot said ee needed to set dahn for a...

"When the pilot said ee needed to set dahn for a "Pony" I dont think this is what ee 'ad in mind"
21st Feb 2013, 13:19
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

"We've just bought 6 of them and are going to...

"We've just bought 6 of them and are going to form a close formation aerobatics team... we are calling ourselves "The Venns"

Ive been chosen "Venn leader" as I possess the flying skills of all...
18th Jan 2013, 14:07
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

After early evaluations of the "carpet bomber" it...

After early evaluations of the "carpet bomber" it was decided not to proceed with purchase. Test pilot Abdul "Gripperrod" Mustafa criticised the tendency to want to fly towards Mecca 5 times a day.
...
11th Jan 2013, 12:03
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

"When I heard Sergeant Homo said I may feel a a...

"When I heard Sergeant Homo said I may feel a a bit of a prick during P.T. this isnt what i had in mind....come to think of it given the alternative I may well have got off lightly here"
22nd Dec 2012, 19:34
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

GCHQ unveil cost saving eaves dropping measures

GCHQ unveil cost saving eaves dropping measures
17th Dec 2012, 20:00
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By simon brown

Puuuull!!!!!

Puuuull!!!!!
Showing results 1 to 35 of 61
 


 
Forum Jump

Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.