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13th Dec 2019, 16:42
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Both thinking "I like meeting this guy, his hair...

Both thinking "I like meeting this guy, his hair takes the attention off mine....."
13th Dec 2019, 16:38
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Posted By andytug

"They say the camera adds ten pounds" "Just...

"They say the camera adds ten pounds"

"Just how many cameras are on you?"

(with apologies to Chandler Bing....)
8th Dec 2019, 12:58
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Posted By andytug

"Oh! The huge manatee!"

"Oh! The huge manatee!"
29th Nov 2019, 10:35
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Posted By andytug

New evidence comes to light of how Caspar the...

New evidence comes to light of how Caspar the Friendly Ghost met his end...
22nd Nov 2019, 16:34
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Posted By andytug

This is the solution to the terrible injuries...

This is the solution to the terrible injuries suffered by survivors of early air crashes.... design a plane guaranteed to leave no survivors!
26th Oct 2019, 19:06
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Posted By andytug

"What is that over there?" "That is the...

"What is that over there?"
"That is the Officers Mess Simba. You must never go there."
23rd Oct 2019, 10:31
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Posted By andytug

"Well you did say to just Stuka feature in the...

"Well you did say to just Stuka feature in the middle of the lawn....."
23rd Oct 2019, 10:30
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Posted By andytug

Not a caption.. Many apologies chaps, been away...

Not a caption.. Many apologies chaps, been away and off the grid for a couple of days and look what happens...
18th Oct 2019, 16:53
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Posted By andytug

"Oops, left the safety catch off on my...

"Oops, left the safety catch off on my Tazer......"
11th Oct 2019, 13:18
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Posted By andytug

No, no, mein Fuhrer, in order to dab ze left hand...

No, no, mein Fuhrer, in order to dab ze left hand must be up around the face....
11th Oct 2019, 13:05
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Posted By andytug

"Gaviscon... for 12 hour heartburn...

"Gaviscon... for 12 hour heartburn relief...."
11th Oct 2019, 13:02
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Posted By andytug

"Taxi!!".....

"Taxi!!".....
5th Oct 2019, 14:19
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Posted By andytug

"I don't know sir, all I did was write 'strong...

"I don't know sir, all I did was write 'strong vibration in starboard engine' and all of a sudden they wanted to sit there for a photo..."
5th Oct 2019, 09:25
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Posted By andytug

Oi! Get that out of my ear!

Oi! Get that out of my ear!
5th Oct 2019, 08:54
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Posted By andytug

The new backup de-icing system was found to be...

The new backup de-icing system was found to be rather manpower intensive.
26th Sep 2019, 09:24
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Posted By andytug

Don’t worry, when we get the real Ekranoplan from...

Don’t worry, when we get the real Ekranoplan from our glorious engineers it will handle exactly like these simulators.
26th Sep 2019, 09:11
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Posted By andytug

In order to allow the franchise of “Dancing On...

In order to allow the franchise of “Dancing On Ice” to North Korea, the “Dear Leader” requests some changes...
23rd Sep 2019, 19:12
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Posted By andytug

"There seems to be an off-beat vibration coming...

"There seems to be an off-beat vibration coming from near the main rotor, Sergei..."
23rd Sep 2019, 11:29
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Posted By andytug

And thus that location became known as the Bell...

And thus that location became known as the Bell End.
23rd Sep 2019, 11:27
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Posted By andytug

"Yo dawg, I heard you like helicopters, so I put...

"Yo dawg, I heard you like helicopters, so I put a helicopter in your helicopter so you can helicopter while you helicopter..."
23rd Sep 2019, 11:25
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Posted By andytug

A very rare photograph of the conception of the...

A very rare photograph of the conception of the Edgley Optica...
13th Sep 2019, 17:02
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Posted By andytug

That’s right nurse, you keep pulling on the stick...

That’s right nurse, you keep pulling on the stick until you see stars.....
10th Aug 2019, 16:57
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Posted By andytug

Sorry chaps, internet not working in darkest...

Sorry chaps, internet not working in darkest Wales (was on holiday)
4th Aug 2019, 11:59
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Posted By andytug

“..M,C A...I want to stay at the...”

“..M,C A...I want to stay at the...”
27th Jul 2019, 12:13
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Posted By andytug

“The Dear Leader wishes to know why this...

“The Dear Leader wishes to know why this submarine can only run on the surface!”
23rd Jul 2019, 17:03
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Views: 10,917,230
Posted By andytug

“No, the other guy is the one they keep calling...

“No, the other guy is the one they keep calling *unt!, honest!”

”I think you’ll find we have it correct, sir.....”
18th Jul 2019, 18:00
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Posted By andytug

"I bet he drinks Carling Black Label!"

"I bet he drinks Carling Black Label!"
12th Jul 2019, 11:07
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Posted By andytug

It's called a "cut and shut", Sir, Basically you...

It's called a "cut and shut", Sir, Basically you take two good halves of two broken cars, weld them together and make one good ..... Oh.....
12th Jul 2019, 10:35
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Posted By andytug

The first attempt at a self - parking car was not...

The first attempt at a self - parking car was not an unqualified success.
10th Jul 2019, 11:20
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Posted By andytug

"Bloody MCAS won't turn off!!! " (Too...

"Bloody MCAS won't turn off!!! "

(Too soon?)
10th Jul 2019, 11:18
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Posted By andytug

Hoskins realised he had committed a massive faux...

Hoskins realised he had committed a massive faux pas, by passing the port to the right instead of the left....
7th Jul 2019, 18:24
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Posted By andytug

“Oh look, an arm Pitts special.....”

“Oh look, an arm Pitts special.....”
1st Jul 2019, 20:52
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Posted By andytug

"Er, Sir...'Ground Atttack' is still done from...

"Er, Sir...'Ground Atttack' is still done from the air!!"
1st Jul 2019, 20:50
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Posted By andytug

"For God's sake Hoskins, did you not listen at...

"For God's sake Hoskins, did you not listen at the briefing? You're supposed to land the flying boat on water!!"
28th Jun 2019, 10:17
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Posted By andytug

"There I was, in cloud, upside down, nothing on...

"There I was, in cloud, upside down, nothing on the clock but the maker's name...."

"Woof!"
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