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11th Sep 2016, 04:34
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Posted By Stanwell

Guy walks into the hardware shop... "About this...

Guy walks into the hardware shop...
"About this parrot, sorry, osprey....."
(It's not dead, it's just resting, sir.)
4th Sep 2016, 04:26
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Posted By Stanwell

Per Ardua..... well, to at least clear the trees.

Per Ardua..... well, to at least clear the trees.
31st Aug 2016, 07:39
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Posted By Stanwell

Angela, once again, trying to demonstrate that...

Angela, once again, trying to demonstrate that the rest of Europe is out of step with her.
See? .. even the carpet doesn't want her to walk over it.
27th Jun 2016, 16:23
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Posted By Stanwell

Oooh, no! How am I going to explain these...

Oooh, no!
How am I going to explain these love-bites when I get home?
23rd Jun 2016, 09:06
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Posted By Stanwell

Re WeeJeem's post, above. The skipper was...

Re WeeJeem's post, above.

The skipper was a man of experience, y'see .. His name was Robinson and his former command was the R44.
22nd Jun 2016, 15:50
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Posted By Stanwell

The sub is HMS M2, one of three of the 'M' class,...

The sub is HMS M2, one of three of the 'M' class, which was originally built as a submarine monitor, mounting a battleship's 12 inch gun. It was launched in 1919.
The 'M' class were large submarines...
20th Jun 2016, 09:54
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Posted By Stanwell

Oh dear .. You've done it now, Hoskins - The...

Oh dear .. You've done it now, Hoskins - The pilot DID say he'd be along shortly.
19th Jun 2016, 22:50
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Posted By Stanwell

Ah yes. Roll 'em, WeeJeem!

Ah yes.
Roll 'em, WeeJeem!
17th Jun 2016, 00:31
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Posted By Stanwell

I'm sick and tired of replacing props! Every...

I'm sick and tired of replacing props!
Every time I try an STO, the damn thing just rotates about its axles.
13th Jun 2016, 16:36
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Posted By Stanwell

Oh ... and while you're down there, private, I...

Oh ... and while you're down there, private, I wouldn't mind a polish. :E
.
11th Jun 2016, 20:43
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Posted By Stanwell

Ad-hoc Airlines regret this delay .. We are...

Ad-hoc Airlines regret this delay .. We are currently in the process of upgrading our tide-tables.
In the meantime, your cabin crew will presently be distributing complimentary fishing-poles.
11th Jun 2016, 00:12
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Posted By Stanwell

When made to realise the true advantage of an...

When made to realise the true advantage of an amphibian, the former seaplane pilot felt a bit of a goose.
7th Jun 2016, 03:31
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Posted By Stanwell

Just the thing for bus passengers who really like...

Just the thing for bus passengers who really like to share their latest iPod music.
2nd Jun 2016, 18:44
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Posted By Stanwell

Gujarat Airlines have the honour to announce...

Gujarat Airlines have the honour to announce their new, upstairs, Bidi lounge which also features flexible seating arrangements (except in peak periods).
Those who book within the next 30 days will...
31st May 2016, 04:28
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Posted By Stanwell

Yes Major, it's a new spectacular we've developed...

Yes Major, it's a new spectacular we've developed for the forthcoming Tattoo.
We'd noticed that the Air Force's 'dump and burn' routine has proven popular with the spectators and so...
30th May 2016, 17:15
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Posted By Stanwell

Being a former Naval man, Smithers adopted the...

Being a former Naval man, Smithers adopted the traditional position for .. "Incoming!".
29th May 2016, 22:37
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Posted By Stanwell

Yes, and they're STILL waiting for someone to...

Yes, and they're STILL waiting for someone to switch the hair dryers on.
29th May 2016, 03:11
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Posted By Stanwell

Well done, WeeJeem. That caption got my prize,...

Well done, WeeJeem.
That caption got my prize, too. :ok:
24th May 2016, 16:48
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Posted By Stanwell

"Well of course I love your outfit, dear. Just...

"Well of course I love your outfit, dear.
Just the same, I do wish you'd watch where you're pouring that stuff!"
20th May 2016, 08:37
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Posted By Stanwell

The Wingco took a scientific approach to his...

The Wingco took a scientific approach to his vermiculture hobby - some unkindly called it obsessive.
18th May 2016, 19:49
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Posted By Stanwell

It's become apparent that, in their efforts to...

It's become apparent that, in their efforts to attract more women into the Services, Defence Recruiting really are clutching at straws.
(Or are they?)
16th May 2016, 21:06
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Posted By Stanwell

Tracy Curtis-Taylor sets off on her next solo...

Tracy Curtis-Taylor sets off on her next solo adventure.
16th May 2016, 19:51
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Posted By Stanwell

After six months, Private Golski was starting to...

After six months, Private Golski was starting to wonder just when he'd get the promised rewards.
15th May 2016, 18:29
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Posted By Stanwell

Onya, Nutty. :ok:

Onya, Nutty. :ok:
13th May 2016, 08:24
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Posted By Stanwell

American Aviation's new branch office..

American Aviation's new branch office..
12th May 2016, 22:14
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Posted By Stanwell

Well .. OK, Smythe - Mags off, fuel off. Now, I...

Well .. OK, Smythe - Mags off, fuel off.
Now, I want you to come with me .. we've a number of forms that will need to be filled out.
12th May 2016, 18:57
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Posted By Stanwell

Thank you, gentlemen. Pencils down, please. ...

Thank you, gentlemen. Pencils down, please.

Firstly, thanks to Hempy for contributing the pic.
Thanks also to Bronx for his, um, most interesting photo of Annie the Archer.


A commendable...
12th May 2016, 08:23
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Posted By Stanwell

Some excellent contributions so far. Last call...

Some excellent contributions so far.
Last call for entries - Judging ten hours from now.
10th May 2016, 12:02
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Posted By Stanwell

'Hydraulically-assisted' though, I suspect. ...

'Hydraulically-assisted' though, I suspect.
More power to the elbow? :p
10th May 2016, 11:50
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Posted By Stanwell

You had us worried sick for a while there, Danny....

You had us worried sick for a while there, Danny.
Your message echoed the last words of Captain Lawrence Oates ...
"I'm just going outside and may be some time."

Good to hear that you're back...
7th May 2016, 11:56
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Posted By Stanwell

Not only was 5.56 ammo in short supply but it...

Not only was 5.56 ammo in short supply but it seemed the Company fletcher was unable to keep up with demand.
(I know, I know - not an entry, just a comment.)
6th May 2016, 21:25
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Posted By Stanwell

OK, thanks for that, Traffic. And I thought the...

OK, thanks for that, Traffic.
And I thought the Germans' Kettenkrad looked silly...
6th May 2016, 17:59
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Posted By Stanwell

Well, thankyou, thankyou, deeply honoured etc.......

Well, thankyou, thankyou, deeply honoured etc....
Unfortunately, not able to post a pic, so perhaps Hempy could take the baton.


p.s. Traffic - Any details on that machine?
I've PM'd Hempy to...
3rd May 2016, 20:29
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Posted By Stanwell

Now, I've studied the expression on Trooper...

Now, I've studied the expression on Trooper Williams' face and I've concluded that he's doing his level best not to laugh as hard as we are.
2nd May 2016, 19:47
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Views: 10,868,151
Posted By Stanwell

All due to a typist's error, Sergeant Jones finds...

All due to a typist's error, Sergeant Jones finds himself in command of the Corps' new Armoured Personal Carrier.
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