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19th Apr 2006, 03:36
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

After the strange new test, the girls stared in...

After the strange new test, the girls stared in amazement and disbelief, The results however were quite clear...the little red + proved Jennifer was pregnant.
10th Apr 2006, 02:01
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

The airfield a total disaster with nobody left...

The airfield a total disaster with nobody left alive, bloggs waited, ticking off the minutes and watching in horror as the foam crept silently under the hangar door...




A new compo! I...
5th Apr 2006, 01:21
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

1. In fairness, checking the rearview mirror...

1. In fairness, checking the rearview mirror before reversing had never been stressed in taxiing class.

2. Later Patrick was to regret his career choice of both plumbing AND Electrical Services
9th Mar 2006, 03:18
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

Conan the Librarian secretly wishes he had been...

Conan the Librarian secretly wishes he had been Conan the Armourer
9th Mar 2006, 03:17
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

"After she had that between her legs Doc, it's no...

"After she had that between her legs Doc, it's no wonder I started suffering from Performance Anxiety."
9th Mar 2006, 03:15
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

"It's amazing Ginger. All this lot will end up...

"It's amazing Ginger. All this lot will end up whistling down on the enemy destroying the entire target. I get us in the right place, and all you have to do is press the tit.
9th Mar 2006, 03:13
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

"Which aircraft type is this ordnance reserved...

"Which aircraft type is this ordnance reserved for?"

"The jugs sir"
9th Mar 2006, 03:11
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

What did the bomb say, when it tried to pick up...

What did the bomb say, when it tried to pick up the young lady?

"You'll have to excuse me, I'm a little rusty."
9th Mar 2006, 03:08
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

"The bed of the pickup truck is inordinately...

"The bed of the pickup truck is inordinately short. Perhas it was designed for a special purpose, such as towing."
13th Feb 2006, 12:53
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

Mine WAS the original picture (I have sauces,...

Mine WAS the original picture (I have sauces, some quite delicious). The laser beams had been photoshopped out of the caption pic.
12th Feb 2006, 13:19
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

Britain opts out of The Coalition of the Willing...

Britain opts out of The Coalition of the Willing (tm)

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y272/onan_the_clumsy/photo-65.jpg
6th Feb 2006, 23:39
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

I know I shouldn't but... chap with the...

I know I shouldn't but...


chap with the hat is thinking "I hope Piotr (http://www.afnorth.nato.int/ISAF/structure/structure_whoswho.htm#7)remembers to stop off at the grocery store on the way...
6th Feb 2006, 12:20
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

"Shoulders back now lovely boy"

"Shoulders back now lovely boy"
31st Jan 2006, 22:29
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

The early trials of the en-route refeuling...

The early trials of the en-route refeuling program went well until it became distressingly obvious that somebody had forgotten to incorporate bridges into the planning of the towline.
28th Jan 2006, 12:52
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

Michael reached desperatley for his weapon. It...

Michael reached desperatley for his weapon. It looked like the thirty pound kitten was going to attack.
23rd Jan 2006, 00:21
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

When Captain Bloggs aranged to meet the young...

When Captain Bloggs aranged to meet the young ladies in the simulator. he never dreamed they would repay the compliment by providing equally unreal, though believable orgasms.
23rd Jan 2006, 00:03
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

The original caption was the unflattering "a look...

The original caption was the unflattering "a look at the intimate parts of a wide body"

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the adoption of the lockable cokpit door and the removal of the flightdeck gender barriers had...
19th Jan 2006, 16:54
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

The early Variable Geometry Fuselage designs...

The early Variable Geometry Fuselage designs experienced some initial teething problems.

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Sergei learned the hard way the importance of Planning Doc Vol 3 Sect 1
19th Jan 2006, 12:46
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

"ANXIOUS SECONDS IN WHITE KNUCKLE PLUNGE OF...

"ANXIOUS SECONDS IN WHITE KNUCKLE PLUNGE OF TERROR. ORPHANS SAVED"

"We thought we were going to die" said Mark Bickersly, one of the passengers "There was a loud bang and the aeroplane dropped...
18th Jan 2006, 00:04
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

Maybe it was a publicity stunt arranged by Philip...

Maybe it was a publicity stunt arranged by Philip Morris. They probably have the budget for it.
17th Jan 2006, 05:01
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

Re: Caption competition

Dramatic pictures of the Fulton Aerial Recovery System (http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?t=205655) rescuing the Right Honourable Cyril Smith MP





Sorry, my references need a...
17th Jan 2006, 01:16
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

Re: Caption competition

"Cleared to land runway one two, if able"

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"expedite descent"

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What really doomed the Soviet military airplane industry was the almost astronomical fuel burn figures.
16th Jan 2006, 21:18
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

Re: Caption competition

Sergei's aviation career had begun in the normal manner with airfix kits, lighter fluid and bangers. It was unfortunate though that he hadn't outgrown this phase.
13th Jan 2006, 02:01
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

Re: Caption competition

"Finally" cried Professor Bloggs "we will have the answer to the age old conundrum 'if an aircraft tries to take off, but the runway has been replaced with a moving conveyor belt...'"

His voice...
4th Jan 2006, 00:27
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

Re: Caption competition

These might be brand new aeroplanes, but damn it they were training aeroplanes and the Wing Commander was going to make damn sure they smelled like training aeroplanes.


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The instructor...
2nd Jan 2006, 13:04
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

Re: Caption competition

Although Jenkinson won in straight sets, he was later stripped of his title when it became known that he had organised a series of secret signals with the pilot. Two quick stamps got him a side slip...
30th Dec 2005, 14:04
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

The prototype for the A380 had some teething...

The prototype for the A380 had some teething problems, but was still able to prove the commercial viability of an inflight tennis court.
28th Dec 2005, 20:49
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

THrough an unfortunate technical error, the...

THrough an unfortunate technical error, the scoreboard currently showed: Forty One - Love
19th Dec 2005, 12:38
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

"At last. At last I have a face. Call the...

"At last. At last I have a face. Call the professor!"
17th Dec 2005, 17:09
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

It's the ideal sex toy for the finacially...

It's the ideal sex toy for the finacially strapped room mates. One gets a blow job and the other gets his choice of pelvic satisfaction :ok:

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It was later suggested that the Sky Marshals had...
12th Dec 2005, 12:00
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

Sorry tried to judge last night but got the...

Sorry tried to judge last night but got the infamous "Server Down For Nightly Maintenance" message (translation: Must save post before hitting SUBMIT :{ )

If only my girlfriend would go down as...
9th Dec 2005, 13:30
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

Puuting soot on the eyepieces of the Captain's...

Puuting soot on the eyepieces of the Captain's binoculars was one trick that never ceased to cause amusement amongst the other ranks.
9th Dec 2005, 04:51
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

Their performance was never quite so precise...

Their performance was never quite so precise after doctors finally separated the cojoined twins.

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In 2008, Nike began its sponsorship of the armed services and "Don't ask don't tell" was...
9th Dec 2005, 01:36
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

Here's one to be going on with until G126 wakes...

Here's one to be going on with until G126 wakes up

http://www.usagers.umontreal.ca/bordelea/fv_travaux/ETA3730a-E1999/ADNmutant/Images/blackpool_1.jpg
2nd Dec 2005, 21:18
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Posted By Onan the Clumsy

For readers of JetBlast: "A smug smile...

For readers of JetBlast:

"A smug smile played around the lips of Flt Lt Bloggs as the runway conveyor belt moved underneath him. He was right. He would never become airborne"




...or would...
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