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29th May 2009, 11:18
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Posted By ProM

Flying officer Prune discovers that global...

Flying officer Prune discovers that global warming is raising sea levels faster than he anticipated
26th May 2009, 12:31
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Posted By ProM

No, we didn't say best of 3. Its 'tails' so...

No, we didn't say best of 3. Its 'tails' so bloody well get in


OR


The army says its theirs because it goes on land, the air force say its theirs because it looks like an aircraft...
14th May 2009, 09:18
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Almost unnoticed, right at the back of the...

Almost unnoticed, right at the back of the parade, Karl smiled. That red hot chilli sauce and deep heat mix he had rubbed in the shreddies of his enemies was starting to take effect right on cue
8th May 2009, 14:54
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Posted By ProM

Michelin man in bizarre accident

Michelin man in bizarre accident
8th May 2009, 14:50
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Posted By ProM

Fears about weight growth of Dave-B are...

Fears about weight growth of Dave-B are heightened by latest pictures
8th May 2009, 14:42
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Posted By ProM

Thanks Oceanz

Thanks Oceanz
8th May 2009, 13:00
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Posted By ProM

Any chance of someone re-hosting that pic as that...

Any chance of someone re-hosting that pic as that site is barred by my works filters
6th May 2009, 09:59
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Posted By ProM

The FRES programme products to be used by all...

The FRES programme products to be used by all three services disappointed the Army and RAF. But once it was revealed that sea rescue was one of the roles to be fulfilled, it was generally accepoted...
20th Apr 2009, 11:27
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Posted By ProM

If Storks designed buildings

If Storks designed buildings
15th Apr 2009, 09:21
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Posted By ProM

The navy showed their appreciation of the air...

The navy showed their appreciation of the air force by directing their visiting pilots to the parking lot
9th Apr 2009, 08:03
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Posted By ProM

A slight mistake caused a significant shift in...

A slight mistake caused a significant shift in the new ad campaign

Fly the unfriendly skies of United.
8th Apr 2009, 08:10
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Posted By ProM

Captain Prune's initiative to save the cost of...

Captain Prune's initiative to save the cost of Air marshalls was not appreciated by all
3rd Apr 2009, 20:28
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Posted By ProM

Daughter: What's that daddy Daddy: That's a...

Daughter: What's that daddy
Daddy: That's a balloon darling
Daughter: That's not a balloon, that's a pink willy

(Can just imagine my little girl saying that anyway)
1st Apr 2009, 12:20
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Posted By ProM

xxx Airways successes in luring business...

xxx Airways successes in luring business travellers were offset by the increased costs of seat cleaning


---------------
(Freely admit tha this idea was prompted by reading
Travelogue: Which...
1st Apr 2009, 12:04
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Posted By ProM

In short, medium and long-haul if I had the...

In short, medium and long-haul if I had the chance (not a caption, just an observation)
1st Apr 2009, 11:22
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Posted By ProM

How about posting it on the web, I doubt you want...

How about posting it on the web, I doubt you want us looking at your C drive :}

ETA
Damn, now you have changed your post this doesn't make sense
30th Mar 2009, 10:46
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Posted By ProM

In deference to the other thread: You might...

In deference to the other thread:

You might be an aircraft engineer if you persuade JEng that that this is the best way to find the cause of the engine trouble
27th Mar 2009, 12:35
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Posted By ProM

The RAF introduces new innovative effectiveness...

The RAF introduces new innovative effectiveness improvement techniques that include savings in fuel, increased leg room for senior officers on transports, more fresh air for the men and advanced...
27th Mar 2009, 09:11
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Posted By ProM

I don't care what you say, next time I fly...

I don't care what you say, next time I fly RyanAir I am going to pay the supplement for seat inside
24th Mar 2009, 10:02
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Posted By ProM

This week Tata unveiled their new £1000 aircraft...

This week Tata unveiled their new £1000 aircraft tug to mixed reaction
5th Jan 2009, 10:19
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Posted By ProM

Pilot Prune only realised he had missed out step...

Pilot Prune only realised he had missed out step 23 of the new clothing manual when he felt a warm trickle down his leg
19th Dec 2008, 07:55
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Posted By ProM

I know you have heard a lot about defence cuts,...

I know you have heard a lot about defence cuts, but I am here to tell you not to worry about not getting the latest UAV reconnaisance technology.

I present: the MoD's new stealth, high altitude...
18th Dec 2008, 11:05
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Posted By ProM

Brown: You are all doing a fantastic job, and I...

Brown: You are all doing a fantastic job, and I want to do the best for you. So I asked some friends what you chaps all needed. And they said it was very important for you to all to send your money...
9th Dec 2008, 13:49
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Posted By ProM

Bird Strike

Bird Strike
1st Dec 2008, 13:07
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Posted By ProM

OK, which idiot let our illiterate youth trainee...

OK, which idiot let our illiterate youth trainee have the stop-go board?

OR

Right, trust me, this is the best way to get trough immigration, when i say jump, jump.
17th Nov 2008, 14:14
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Posted By ProM

Although the headmaster was completely convinced...

Although the headmaster was completely convinced by the salesman from BAeSystems regarding the new nuclear attack personal protection equipment, he could still only afford to buy enough for half the...
13th Nov 2008, 15:59
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Posted By ProM

(off-shot, shouted) You were supposed to...

(off-shot, shouted)

You were supposed to to capture the Terminator, not the bloody germinator
14th Oct 2008, 08:34
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,124
Posted By ProM

Middle chap at the back "How many times do...

Middle chap at the back

"How many times do I have to tell you not to mix radial and cross-ply tyres?"
6th Oct 2008, 13:16
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Posted By ProM

I don't think that the above can be beaten

I don't think that the above can be beaten
1st Oct 2008, 12:23
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Posted By ProM

1) Well sir, either the message is "AAAAAAAA" or...

1) Well sir, either the message is "AAAAAAAA" or all I can hear is the bloody horses heartbeat

2) Man on right
"I look down on him because I have a helmet"
man in middle
"I look down on him...
29th Sep 2008, 12:31
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Posted By ProM

Girl on right thinking "Gluten free? Ok so you...

Girl on right thinking
"Gluten free? Ok so you can get gluten free bread and stuff.
But where the hell am I going to find a gluten free cock to suck on"?

(The book is about a gluten free diet...
13th Aug 2008, 11:41
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,124
Posted By ProM

Ceremonial march-past of the entire Zimbabwean...

Ceremonial march-past of the entire Zimbabwean Navy
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