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15th Sep 2011, 19:04
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Posted By ix_touring

Like so many people with addictions, Pte Bloggs...

Like so many people with addictions, Pte Bloggs replaced the monkey on his back with something else...

iX
27th Aug 2011, 20:09
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Posted By ix_touring

The Red coats at Buttlins weren't going to take...

The Red coats at Buttlins weren't going to take an $hit this summer.

iX
6th Jul 2011, 21:22
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Posted By ix_touring

Pic 1: "Right, Commander's cock cut off, she's...

Pic 1: "Right, Commander's cock cut off, she's safe now!"

Pic 2: "That's right honey, chop chop!" ... *whispered* - "See, I told you you could switch you little finger for your knob, now how...
6th Jun 2011, 20:32
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Posted By ix_touring

Its the not so dirty end of the charter market.

Its the not so dirty end of the charter market.
7th May 2011, 20:08
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Posted By ix_touring

Bovril? No, I was Tea...

Bovril? No, I was Tea...
22nd Apr 2011, 18:42
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Posted By ix_touring

Cpl Prune was beginning to think no one else had...

Cpl Prune was beginning to think no one else had got the "Come to work dressed as your boss" memo...

iX
18th Apr 2011, 06:47
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Posted By ix_touring

The party faithful turn out in force (via the...

The party faithful turn out in force (via the porta loo) to witness the unveiling of UK-IP's latest election secret weapon.

iX
2nd Apr 2011, 20:34
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Posted By ix_touring

The pointy heads were having a right laugh......

The pointy heads were having a right laugh... someone had painted the yellow and black squares on the wrong way round meaning Flt/Lt Blogs and Co would need to go again tomorrow :}

iX
10th Jan 2011, 10:52
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Posted By ix_touring

Investigators identify a likely cause of the...

Investigators identify a likely cause of the horrendous accident record of EMS flights.... Localised gravitational dis-torments caused by overweight Septics.
10th Oct 2010, 14:51
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Posted By ix_touring

Well Sir, we got the idea from that Leary...

Well Sir, we got the idea from that Leary character; by removing the seats and making them stand, we can fit an extra 20 blokes in... And by using the the life vest as a cushion, they can even...
10th Sep 2010, 20:35
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Posted By ix_touring

After the third game of spin the Labrador,...

After the third game of spin the Labrador, 00Fritz was feeling the need to ASK and TELL...


or


What with the after effects of the tripe breakfast and the Pte's BO, Fluffy was about make...
21st Aug 2010, 07:52
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Posted By ix_touring

Private Sanchez was becoming more public...:sad: ...

Private Sanchez was becoming more public...:sad:

iX
14th Jul 2010, 18:57
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Posted By ix_touring

Toptobottom by name, toptobottom by caption comp...

Toptobottom by name, toptobottom by caption comp pic...

iX
5th Jul 2010, 15:13
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Posted By ix_touring

Betty had had her ride pimped out, 20" rims,...

Betty had had her ride pimped out, 20" rims, banging sound system and a silenced 9 for when the footmen stepped out of line.

iX
29th Jun 2010, 16:21
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Posted By ix_touring

Russian authorities declared that defectors were...

Russian authorities declared that defectors were for the high jump...
....so they started training!

iX
22nd Jun 2010, 13:44
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Posted By ix_touring

Look your husband already has a medal! or ...

Look your husband already has a medal!

or

I think your husband's medal is a bit more practical.

iX
22nd Jun 2010, 13:42
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Posted By ix_touring

Multiple choice captions: Charlie:...

Multiple choice captions:


Charlie: "<*INSERT CAPTION HERE FROM THE SELECTION BELOW> How?... It's never happened in my marriages....!"

*You say you and your husband made it...

*Yes, he even...
15th Jun 2010, 09:18
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Posted By ix_touring

Although very comfortable, Hoskin's flying...

Although very comfortable, Hoskin's flying commode wasn't as stealthy as a bucket.

iX
4th Jun 2010, 09:51
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Posted By ix_touring

"Err, if you can both see the ground between your...

"Err, if you can both see the ground between your legs, its probably ment to be like that" :}

iX
25th May 2010, 11:56
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Posted By ix_touring

Willie Walsh prepares to give back travel...

Willie Walsh prepares to give back travel benefits for use on selected flights only :}

iX
22nd May 2010, 08:38
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Posted By ix_touring

The Indonesian CAA denies claims that pilots are...

The Indonesian CAA denies claims that pilots are hot headed sex maniacs...

iX
17th May 2010, 17:58
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Posted By ix_touring

The 2018 world cup ctte was looking forward to...

The 2018 world cup ctte was looking forward to their half time oranges! :ok:

iX
10th May 2010, 20:27
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Posted By ix_touring

Dimbleby: "Who's the most important person to...

Dimbleby: "Who's the most important person to your election?"

Mandy - (miss-hears) looks at the butch floor manager...
Osbourne - looks at his reflection in the camera...
Cable - turns his head...
6th May 2010, 21:46
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Posted By ix_touring

Putting the aircraft in lock down was taken to...

Putting the aircraft in lock down was taken to the extreame...:}

iX
17th Apr 2010, 20:46
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Posted By ix_touring

Hello Sir, wow, look at the bulge in your...

Hello Sir, wow, look at the bulge in your traousers... Oh wait, it's just a tire :sad:
14th Apr 2010, 21:42
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Posted By ix_touring

We are the knights that say "Nygh!".... but...

We are the knights that say "Nygh!".... but you've got no arms... I'll freeze you to death then!

iX
13th Apr 2010, 20:32
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Posted By ix_touring

Cpl Jane had a black hole below the waist...

Cpl Jane had a black hole below the waist too...:}

iX
31st Mar 2010, 14:24
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Posted By ix_touring

Dog: "Look I don't care how many times you tell...

Dog: "Look I don't care how many times you tell me or even show me... I've got paws not hands!"

or

Grunt: "... put the red dot on the target..."

Dog: "but I'm colour blind"


iX
30th Mar 2010, 20:05
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Posted By ix_touring

When tri-service training goes wrong: The Navy CO...

When tri-service training goes wrong: The Navy CO requires a Dog Watch system that's implemented by an Army range officer....
:}
iX
30th Mar 2010, 19:57
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Posted By ix_touring

That's the spirit Pte Pprune, with a bit of...

That's the spirit Pte Pprune, with a bit of practise you'll get enough lemmings to have enough for a lovely coat like mine by next winter!

iX
20th Mar 2010, 09:10
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Posted By ix_touring

Jolly green now clear of runway 05... and 22 ...

Jolly green now clear of runway 05... and 22

iX
15th Mar 2010, 22:03
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Posted By ix_touring

The latest proposal for low cost smart weapons...

The latest proposal for low cost smart weapons was a partial success... the weapon found the target but missed the smart bit....

iX
10th Mar 2010, 20:02
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Posted By ix_touring

Bruntingthorpe Aerodrome take no chances with...

Bruntingthorpe Aerodrome take no chances with this years fast taxi demonstrations.

iX
10th Mar 2010, 19:58
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Posted By ix_touring

The space cadet-skis had a good feeling about...

The space cadet-skis had a good feeling about this years box car race :}


iX
4th Mar 2010, 20:49
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Views: 10,868,124
Posted By ix_touring

Selection for the UK ar$e paddling team was in...

Selection for the UK ar$e paddling team was in depth!


iX
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