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1st Dec 2013, 03:34
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"You put the left-foot in, you put the right-foot...

"You put the left-foot in, you put the right-foot out........"
14th Jun 2013, 14:35
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Posted By Howabout

Liberace on national service to the rest of the...

Liberace on national service to the rest of the boys: 'Does my bum look big in this?'
10th Jun 2013, 12:10
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Posted By Howabout

A testament to British engineering, gentlemen,...

A testament to British engineering, gentlemen, and the manner in which our industry overshadows all others when it comes to innovation. As you will observe, there are only two engines in the...
20th Jan 2013, 01:35
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Posted By Howabout

The CO, whose great-grandfather had commanded a...

The CO, whose great-grandfather had commanded a lancer regiment out east, thought that a modernised version of tent-pegging, followed by a few pink gins in the bar, would do wonders for squadron...
26th Aug 2012, 04:11
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Posted By Howabout

Doris, you know that I love it when you do that,...

Doris, you know that I love it when you do that, but this is a really tricky manoeuvre!
11th Aug 2012, 12:43
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Posted By Howabout

OIC Blunt Section: "But we always use this road...

OIC Blunt Section: "But we always use this road to get to the canteen while the doughnuts are still warm".
29th Jul 2012, 11:54
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Posted By Howabout

Conclusive proof that US Intelligence is second...

Conclusive proof that US Intelligence is second to none - 24,000 of these suckers, which are a steal at $2m apiece, will be deployed throughout the Stan. “Just add curry, general, and the Taliban are...
12th Jun 2010, 03:00
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Posted By Howabout

"And, moving right along to the next...

"And, moving right along to the next painting....This, girls and boys, is one of Leonardo's more unusual creations from what is known as his 'fetish period.'"
27th May 2010, 07:48
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Posted By Howabout

'How many times must I tell you? I am not an...

'How many times must I tell you? I am not an animaaal!!'
25th May 2010, 09:51
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Posted By Howabout

This is actually what happened to 'Slider' out of...

This is actually what happened to 'Slider' out of Top Gun. He retired to the tropics, got fat, lazy, suntanned, and boozed. But he still says 'I'm getting a hard on' when he's anywhere near an...
23rd Mar 2010, 08:02
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Posted By Howabout

The ballerina, from the visiting troupe 'It Ain't...

The ballerina, from the visiting troupe 'It Ain't Half Hot Mum,' is currently under investigation for supplying 'dancing lessons' to RN personnel.
15th Mar 2010, 03:56
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Posted By Howabout

Yet another bungled assassination attempt by the...

Yet another bungled assassination attempt by the CIA in Columbia as the deal was going down.
9th Mar 2010, 04:12
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Posted By Howabout

New recruit Buster provides evidence that there's...

New recruit Buster provides evidence that there's no connection between name and potential.
8th Mar 2010, 01:19
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Posted By Howabout

"I don't know about you Nurse Grunt****le, but...

"I don't know about you Nurse Grunt****le, but Air Force Regulations are quite specific when it comes to quality vs width."
4th Mar 2010, 06:10
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Posted By Howabout

Arrrgghh! There's nothing else for it. Heidi my...

Arrrgghh! There's nothing else for it. Heidi my medication please - two double scotches in the same glass. By the way, that's a lovely nurse's outfit. The suspenders and those stockings are rather...
19th Feb 2010, 04:44
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Posted By Howabout

And in a replay of the 'War of the Running...

And in a replay of the 'War of the Running Dogs'...
9th Feb 2010, 00:35
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Posted By Howabout

And this is why westerners blaspheme so much -...

And this is why westerners blaspheme so much - it's called Windows Vista.
12th Jan 2010, 03:28
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Views: 10,868,400
Posted By Howabout

Well Minister, I am sure that you have read the...

Well Minister, I am sure that you have read the novel 'Papillon' and how the Devil's Island inmates secreted personal items within their body. This is an extension: our agents in a hostile...
16th Nov 2009, 03:08
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Posted By Howabout

Being the general's aide can be hazardous when...

Being the general's aide can be hazardous when the old boy's got a thirst on.
27th Oct 2009, 05:34
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Posted By Howabout

The effort by the boys from 'It Ain't Half Hot...

The effort by the boys from 'It Ain't Half Hot Mum' to entertain the troops, with a specially adapted tactical version of the musical 'Wicked,' still needs some work.
17th Oct 2009, 07:07
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By Howabout

I know it hurts buddy, but that's life. My...

I know it hurts buddy, but that's life. My ungrateful bitch traded me in for a Doberman.
8th Oct 2009, 23:44
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By Howabout

Is that a nav computer in your pocket, or are you...

Is that a nav computer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
28th Sep 2009, 01:23
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By Howabout

OK, Smatass. Why don't you go and tell the Wookie...

OK, Smatass. Why don't you go and tell the Wookie he's not allowed on the flightdeck?
9th Sep 2009, 05:31
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By Howabout

"No, No, Captain! When I said 'quickly, quickly,...

"No, No, Captain! When I said 'quickly, quickly, gimme some of that STOL stuff,' I wasn't referring to the Stolichnaya!"
6th Sep 2009, 04:06
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By Howabout

After the event the CO knew that Yuri, the...

After the event the CO knew that Yuri, the squadron misogynist, was serious when he said that he'd never fly with a female WSO.
28th Aug 2009, 13:50
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By Howabout

I've laid a few spectacular cables in my time,...

I've laid a few spectacular cables in my time, but I can't compete with that.
12th Aug 2009, 11:01
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By Howabout

Has he got a broom-handle shoved up his jacksie,...

Has he got a broom-handle shoved up his jacksie, or is he just happy to see us?
7th Aug 2009, 07:21
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By Howabout

Vladimir Man-Boobs is encouraged to seek...

Vladimir Man-Boobs is encouraged to seek pommel-therapy after Russian tests prove that women have ginormous ones when riding horses.
5th Aug 2009, 10:38
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Views: 10,868,400
Posted By Howabout

Where's the decision?

The trouble with Buster is that he's busting a gut to win one of these, having been a perennial runner-up. Buster is the caption competiton equivalent of golf's Greg Norman.

However, while mine is...
30th Jul 2009, 10:04
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By Howabout

Bugger you Buster; I was about to have a shot...

Bugger you Buster; I was about to have a shot till I read yours. Talk about stealing my thunder - bustard!
23rd Jun 2009, 07:53
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By Howabout

Next time, if you have to bite the pillow, don't...

Next time, if you have to bite the pillow, don't grab the feather-filled one; my cabin's a mess.
9th Jun 2009, 07:34
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By Howabout

Squad commander, centre of formation - "Damn,...

Squad commander, centre of formation - "Damn, will you looky there? The general didn't say anything about the opposition having a tank!"
6th May 2009, 07:31
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By Howabout

The new OH&S unit, funded by the MOD through cuts...

The new OH&S unit, funded by the MOD through cuts to unnecessary combat-related capability and augmented by a social worker, exercise their all-terrain vehicles before deployment to Afghanistan.
20th Apr 2009, 04:27
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By Howabout

Consistent with a raft of similar investments,...

Consistent with a raft of similar investments, which generated the usual bonuses, the directors and management of the Royal Bank of Scotland didn't hesitate in grasping the opportunity to be the sole...
15th Apr 2009, 04:14
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,400
Posted By Howabout

While it seemed funny at the time, and they all...

While it seemed funny at the time, and they all loved a good practical joke, the guys quickly learned that launching the Captain’s hobby-car wasn’t the brightest idea that the CAG had come up with...
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