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10th Dec 2018, 23:43
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Posted By PingDit

All this just to find out whether it was heads or...

All this just to find out whether it was heads or tails?
2nd Apr 2018, 16:43
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Posted By PingDit

"...and if you hold the pointy end in the paper,...

"...and if you hold the pointy end in the paper, you can draw circles! Great eh?
Now, take it in turns and play nicely!"
2nd Feb 2018, 10:35
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Posted By PingDit

"Ooooh! I say! All of my little maggots have...

"Ooooh! I say! All of my little maggots have disappeared down a hole in the middle!"
28th Jan 2018, 16:12
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Posted By PingDit

The course stewards at Aintree racecourse...

The course stewards at Aintree racecourse discover how to get the horses around the course a little faster....
23rd Oct 2017, 17:49
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Posted By PingDit

"When you say "What course are we on?", could you...

"When you say "What course are we on?", could you be a bit more specific old boy?"
9th Oct 2017, 14:36
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Posted By PingDit

"So officer, you've only ever actually fired it...

"So officer, you've only ever actually fired it on the range then..."

or

"So how do you fire it right-handed wearing that eye patch?"
29th Sep 2017, 00:35
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Posted By PingDit

At least he's left room for my tail in this one!

At least he's left room for my tail in this one!
26th Aug 2017, 08:17
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Posted By PingDit

" I remember our instructor mentioning Nature,...

" I remember our instructor mentioning Nature, Intentions or something in an emergency.. he definitely said something about nipples..."
20th Aug 2017, 11:54
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Posted By PingDit

"No Brenda, it's not being shy..."

"No Brenda, it's not being shy..."
7th Aug 2017, 01:04
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Posted By PingDit

Military cutbacks force review of local air...

Military cutbacks force review of local air defence...
6th Aug 2017, 15:46
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Posted By PingDit

"Yes Chef, you simply throw the eggs in here and...

"Yes Chef, you simply throw the eggs in here and it does the rest for you!"
8th Jul 2017, 02:06
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Posted By PingDit

Chicken: "So there's only one padre with a PPL in...

Chicken: "So there's only one padre with a PPL in the country, and I'M the one who gets it in the parsons nose?"
1st Jul 2017, 01:47
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Posted By PingDit

"...and why exactly should we take a photo for...

"...and why exactly should we take a photo for the Telegraph Hodgkins?"
19th Jun 2017, 15:52
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Posted By PingDit

"...and that's how J.P.Morgan got his...

"...and that's how J.P.Morgan got his name!"
4th Jun 2017, 15:09
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Posted By PingDit

"...and how was I supposed to know Sarge was...

"...and how was I supposed to know Sarge was listening when I mentioned I was feeling horny?"
2nd Jun 2017, 16:11
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Posted By PingDit

"Join-up and see the world they...

"Join-up and see the world they said....."
29th May 2017, 16:34
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Posted By PingDit

"Looks fu**ed to me Chief, any tips?"

"Looks fu**ed to me Chief, any tips?"
28th May 2017, 02:04
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Posted By PingDit

"I knew we shouldn't have brought her to...

"I knew we shouldn't have brought her to Liverpool Skip, I finished servicing her last night and when I got here this morning, they'd jacked her up and nicked the wheels!"
22nd May 2017, 02:29
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Posted By PingDit

"Yeah! Just pass me the hose for the honey truck...

"Yeah! Just pass me the hose for the honey truck and I'll call him... I'll give you a shout when to turn it on!"
18th May 2017, 02:09
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Posted By PingDit

The Redneck remake of 'Back to the Future' wasn't...

The Redneck remake of 'Back to the Future' wasn't going too well as Nobby was heard to exclaim:

"Hurry up! The flux capacitor's burning my ar5e!"
16th May 2017, 02:00
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Posted By PingDit

Following more defence cuts, the SAS trial their...

Following more defence cuts, the SAS trial their new deployment system...
13th May 2017, 01:40
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Posted By PingDit

"And for a first ballet lesson, it was marvelous!...

"And for a first ballet lesson, it was marvelous! The plie goes like this..."
7th May 2017, 00:11
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Posted By PingDit

"I'm not too sure either old boy. All I remember...

"I'm not too sure either old boy. All I remember is that I was nodding off, and then that lady with an ar5e the size of a small planet walks by, lets one go, and now I can't find my clothes!"
4th May 2017, 02:40
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Posted By PingDit

Girl on right: "OK Dave, you've had your...

Girl on right:

"OK Dave, you've had your sexy photo-shoot, can you unstrap this bl00dy tripod from my right leg now?"
21st Apr 2017, 14:11
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Views: 10,868,233
Posted By PingDit

'Push-me-Pull-you' Airways inaugural flight takes...

'Push-me-Pull-you' Airways inaugural flight takes to the air...
10th Apr 2017, 23:42
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Posted By PingDit

It suddenly occurred to Fritz that at 2mpg fuel...

It suddenly occurred to Fritz that at 2mpg fuel consumption, a 5 gallon tank and a 12 mile uphill trip back to camp, there may be some serious pushing involved...
10th Apr 2017, 01:32
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Posted By PingDit

Fritz was certain that now the stabilizers had...

Fritz was certain that now the stabilizers had been removed, he'd be able to catch up with those 'boy racers' from the Luftwaffe!
7th Apr 2017, 12:04
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Posted By PingDit

This one's just about run its course I think! ...

This one's just about run its course I think!
Some excellent entry's (including Nutloose).
However, I declare the winner to be Monarch Man with:

"Ehhh that's nothing laddie, watch this fer a...
4th Apr 2017, 01:54
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Posted By PingDit

An honour indeed, it's been a while! Let's try...

An honour indeed, it's been a while! Let's try this for size.....

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n608/PingDit/Scotsmen%20New_1.jpg...
2nd Apr 2017, 02:11
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Posted By PingDit

"I suppose it's worth a shot... now where did I...

"I suppose it's worth a shot... now where did I put that plank..."
28th Mar 2017, 01:57
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,233
Posted By PingDit

And from the Sun Newspaper: 'Kim Kardashians...

And from the Sun Newspaper:
'Kim Kardashians ar5e reaches such proportions that it now needs its own hangar...'
26th Mar 2017, 03:23
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,233
Posted By PingDit

"See here Hoskins.... Get back to Flying Clothing...

"See here Hoskins.... Get back to Flying Clothing and get this sorted... I'm trying to point all of my fingers but only one's working... these gloves are so bloody stiff!"
24th Mar 2017, 14:17
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By PingDit

SMO: "And how long have to had this invisible...

SMO: "And how long have to had this invisible budgie Sir?"
17th Mar 2017, 15:37
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,233
Posted By PingDit

"We don't usually refer to it as 'miles per...

"We don't usually refer to it as 'miles per gallon' Glorious Leader..."
12th Mar 2017, 03:56
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,233
Posted By PingDit

"We've been through everything to do with 3,4,5...

"We've been through everything to do with 3,4,5 triangles and even Pythagoras Sir but we still can't find out what it's got to do with the 'angle of attack'!"
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