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24th May 2008, 15:12
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Posted By splitbrain

Riding on the back of its success with the...

Riding on the back of its success with the series, Electronic Arts release 'Medal of Honour - Girls Off Duty' aimed squarely at the dads of the Xbox generation.
3rd May 2008, 17:25
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Posted By splitbrain

In 40 years lads you can frolick as much as you...

In 40 years lads you can frolick as much as you like, but today you're both on a fizzer.
27th Apr 2008, 11:36
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Posted By splitbrain

Even with the addition of Boeing's new Dreamliner...

Even with the addition of Boeing's new Dreamliner to their fleet, EasyJet still manages to turn the whole flying experience into a nightmare.
12th Apr 2008, 16:05
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Posted By splitbrain

The new 'Powerlift Your Partner' format for the...

The new 'Powerlift Your Partner' format for the RAFFT was less well received on units where partners were found to be of above average build.
6th Apr 2008, 17:50
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Posted By splitbrain

Sick of getting slotted by 10 year old kids in...

Sick of getting slotted by 10 year old kids in Call Of Duty Deathmatch, Fred comes up with the ultimate 'mod'.

Or

30 years after the original, Mattel come up with the 'Johnny 97' gun.
1st Apr 2008, 18:44
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Posted By splitbrain

I'm not ignoring you ducky, you're next!

I'm not ignoring you ducky, you're next!
18th Mar 2008, 21:57
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Posted By splitbrain

Bloggs now realised that his mechanic's call of...

Bloggs now realised that his mechanic's call of "NUTS" as he left the pits did not in fact warrant the two-finger salute he had given in return.
24th Feb 2008, 13:38
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By splitbrain

Oh no, you're not bottling out of this mess that...

Oh no, you're not bottling out of this mess that easily. Now get back in there and fly the thing.
20th Jan 2008, 14:44
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Views: 10,868,375
Posted By splitbrain

[From the back of the ranks] "Speak up! I can't...

[From the back of the ranks]
"Speak up! I can't hear a broody thing!"
17th Dec 2007, 18:37
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Posted By splitbrain

Members of the Rochdale branch of Suicides...

Members of the Rochdale branch of Suicides Anonymous realised they might experience a bit of a wait having opted for 'burial in an underground pipleline' at the site of the new olympic village.
9th Dec 2007, 13:53
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Posted By splitbrain

So when we agreed to finance a mass laser eye...

So when we agreed to finance a mass laser eye surgery device for developing nations, THIS is what you meant!
26th Nov 2007, 16:56
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By splitbrain

Wait a sec, don't lift off yet I've got my jacket...

Wait a sec, don't lift off yet I've got my jacket caught in the......aaaarrghhhhhhh
15th Nov 2007, 17:41
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Posted By splitbrain

Bloke on the Right: Looks like Mavis was right...

Bloke on the Right: Looks like Mavis was right after all mother, you can't take that bend at 55.
1st Nov 2007, 21:15
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Posted By splitbrain

I've heard that by the turn of the century new...

I've heard that by the turn of the century new fathers will be getting paternity leave. I mean, what's THAT all about?
27th Oct 2007, 11:17
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Posted By splitbrain

DEAR CUSTOMER Thank you for purchasing this...

DEAR CUSTOMER
Thank you for purchasing this McLockheed Northoeing product, we hope it gives many hours satisfaction.
Note: If you are reading this manual for the first time and are currently in...
12th Oct 2007, 19:30
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Views: 10,868,375
Posted By splitbrain

"Another doofus falls foul of blindly following...

"Another doofus falls foul of blindly following his TomTomGo."

Or

"I don't care if we DO have to wait for the tide to go out before Easy 123 can come onto the ramp Mr Thompson, you were 13...
9th Oct 2007, 16:37
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Posted By splitbrain

Well it needs judging coz its run out of steam. ...

Well it needs judging coz its run out of steam.

I win...:}
27th Sep 2007, 18:14
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Posted By splitbrain

As the government desperately tries to play down...

As the government desperately tries to play down the latest street crime figures, Raleigh unveils its new Shoppa-Bike.
25th Sep 2007, 11:34
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By splitbrain

OK guys you know the routine, I'll tickle the...

OK guys you know the routine, I'll tickle the carb while you kick it over.
19th Sep 2007, 14:16
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Posted By splitbrain

Under the latest budget cuts B&Q are awarded the...

Under the latest budget cuts B&Q are awarded the contract for the provision of Aerospace Ground Equipment to the RAF. As a demonstration of its contractual commitment to maintain 'like for like'...
9th Sep 2007, 14:41
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By splitbrain

A room for two at the best hotel in town - $1500 ...

A room for two at the best hotel in town - $1500
A microlight hired to take you from the hotel straight to the airport...$400
Remembering where you parked the jet the night before....$Priceless.
3rd Sep 2007, 09:11
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By splitbrain

Did you know I've met the Three Degrees, they...

Did you know I've met the Three Degrees, they were a handfull too.

Or,

If pater were here now he'd have made some crass comment about your tits, but I'm not going to make that mistake.
30th Aug 2007, 18:19
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By splitbrain

Chief Tech Spanner's attempt to prove that,...

Chief Tech Spanner's attempt to prove that, contrary to the popular myth, his beret does not resemble a helicopter landing pad failed abysmally.
23rd Aug 2007, 19:50
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By splitbrain

No, its quite alright Mrs Moneybags, no need to...

No, its quite alright Mrs Moneybags, no need to aplogise it happens all the time. Same time next week then?

Or..

So Bloggs lied about his instrument rating, well yes I know that NOW don't I?
23rd Aug 2007, 09:14
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By splitbrain

Dang, that's another one who only signed up for...

Dang, that's another one who only signed up for the take-offs phase of the course.
16th Aug 2007, 17:08
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By splitbrain

The perils of building by International...

The perils of building by International Constorium were laid bare as it became obvious that parts of the new Euro Floatplane had been designed in inches but built in millimeters.
15th Aug 2007, 17:32
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Posted By splitbrain

Well, the appointed hour is here so without...

Well, the appointed hour is here so without further ado...

3rd
TyroPicard - "Hurry up with that jack - my back's killing me!"

2nd
ZH785 - "Sir, you know when you said the load was so simple...
10th Aug 2007, 19:27
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Posted By splitbrain

Has this one been done? Doh, still not...

Has this one been done?

Doh, still not good...... wait yes it is!

As these things seem to have a life of a bout 5 days...judging Weds 18:00
...
3rd Aug 2007, 11:46
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By splitbrain

Yeah, I've already told them this new bus-stop...

Yeah, I've already told them this new bus-stop will spoil the character of the lane, attract terrorists, boy racers and midnight raves, but they won't listen.
29th Jul 2007, 18:48
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By splitbrain

<Bleep> Pished? Who cares (hic), we're only in a...

<Bleep> Pished? Who cares (hic), we're only in a TV studio in Texas <Bleep>
3rd Jul 2007, 14:28
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By splitbrain

Oh hell, win the comp and then fail to keep track...

Oh hell, win the comp and then fail to keep track of the thread. :sad: :ugh:
Sorry guys, and thanks AA for picking it up.
29th Jun 2007, 17:10
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By splitbrain

David managed to catch the radio as it fell from...

David managed to catch the radio as it fell from the passing helicopter, but failed to notice the battery trailing behind it.
22nd Jun 2007, 14:29
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By splitbrain

The girls display the new drill maneouvre...

The girls display the new drill maneouvre intended for use when a government minister is the parade guest of honour........

Check - ONE

Check - TWO

Check - KICK_IN_THE_BOLLOCKS

Check...
19th Jun 2007, 07:18
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By splitbrain

Parking on the deck of the first vessel in the...

Parking on the deck of the first vessel in the fleet with an all-female flightcrew was predictably chaotic. :E
13th Jun 2007, 18:43
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By splitbrain

Just posted in from the AT fleet chaps, where do...

Just posted in from the AT fleet chaps, where do we park our wallets?
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