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19th Jun 2019, 09:07
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Posted By Longhitter

Guy with glasses: 'Just wait until he opens the...

Guy with glasses: 'Just wait until he opens the bomb bay doors on that cot, that'll wipe the smirk off your face...'
4th Mar 2019, 14:07
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Views: 10,868,263
Posted By Longhitter

“I say, these conning towers have a dreadful...

“I say, these conning towers have a dreadful design flaw”
4th Mar 2019, 14:05
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Posted By Longhitter

ALAAAAAAAARM, ALLE MANN NACH VORN’ !!!!!!! ...

ALAAAAAAAARM, ALLE MANN NACH VORN’ !!!!!!!

(if you saw the movie, you’ll know...)
6th Jan 2019, 19:05
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Posted By Longhitter

Finally! Black boxes on fighter aircraft.

Finally! Black boxes on fighter aircraft.
28th Feb 2018, 18:31
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Posted By Longhitter

“Well, I told them many times that Bad Things...

“Well, I told them many times that Bad Things will happen if you penetrate when a blue rope is showing, but do they ever listen?”
31st Jan 2018, 08:04
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Posted By Longhitter

"No, Mr Froome, the regulations on illegal...

"No, Mr Froome, the regulations on illegal performance-enhancing drugs or mechanical aids say nothing about machine guns. When would you like it delivered?"
13th Aug 2017, 21:27
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Posted By Longhitter

"Ahhh, right: three pairs of wings, and nine...

"Ahhh, right: three pairs of wings, and nine shutters to each window. It does look rather funny the other way round, doesn't it?"
7th Aug 2017, 07:38
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Posted By Longhitter

"A bit late on the roundout there,...

"A bit late on the roundout there, Bloggs..."
5th Jul 2017, 07:15
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Posted By Longhitter

"Don't slouch, darling!"

"Don't slouch, darling!"
13th Jun 2017, 09:25
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Posted By Longhitter

Well there's a classic: kick the security guard...

Well there's a classic: kick the security guard in the nuts and run away with the bicycles you just stole...
30th Mar 2017, 10:33
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By Longhitter

-"United Airlines reservations, how can I help?" ...

-"United Airlines reservations, how can I help?"

-"Ehm, good afternoon to you. I need to cancel a ticket..."
22nd Nov 2016, 09:21
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By Longhitter

"Look, with the current budget this is all we...

"Look, with the current budget this is all we could rivet together. Stop moaning, allright?"
8th Nov 2016, 12:47
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Posted By Longhitter

"Right, a quick dismount for a p*ss seems out of...

"Right, a quick dismount for a p*ss seems out of the question and if I do it on the fly it will get messy as well..."
26th Oct 2016, 05:49
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Posted By Longhitter

"Longest float ever in a Hornet,...

"Longest float ever in a Hornet, Bloggs!"
1st Oct 2016, 13:32
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Posted By Longhitter

Ralph? RAAAAAAAAAALPH!!!

Ralph? RAAAAAAAAAALPH!!!
30th Sep 2016, 05:47
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Posted By Longhitter

Scotty wondered why every single unit in the US...

Scotty wondered why every single unit in the US Army ordered a Pressurized Oxygen Regulator, NATO standard...
8th Jun 2016, 14:55
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By Longhitter

"Do vee really need zeese to see and hear ze...

"Do vee really need zeese to see and hear ze Brexit coming?"
8th Dec 2015, 13:59
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,263
Posted By Longhitter

"So, are you The Stig's military...

"So, are you The Stig's military cousin?"
19th May 2015, 07:29
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Views: 10,868,263
Posted By Longhitter

"Right, so you are claiming that somebody yelled...

"Right, so you are claiming that somebody yelled "THIS IS SPARTA!!!" and now you're down there? Pull the other one..."
23rd Apr 2015, 11:04
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,263
Posted By Longhitter

Just got a PM from Nutty, I was under the...

Just got a PM from Nutty, I was under the impression that the previous winner was able to score it but couldn't find a piccie...

Anyroad, here goes:

3rd place F3WMB with "And that, Bloggs, is...
16th Apr 2015, 08:02
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Posted By Longhitter

Will we have a go at this one?: ...

Will we have a go at this one?:

http://media.dumpert.nl/foto/b020fc61_20130918030232_3_Airplane.jpg
8th Apr 2015, 09:04
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Posted By Longhitter

"Hi, is this UniformDating.com? Great. Would you...

"Hi, is this UniformDating.com? Great. Would you happen to have a sheep section?"
24th Mar 2015, 09:39
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,263
Posted By Longhitter

"Vill you stop complaining please, Heinz. You...

"Vill you stop complaining please, Heinz. You even have ze two options: be warm and see nossing, or get some fresh air and enjoy ze view!"
24th Mar 2015, 09:33
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,263
Posted By Longhitter

"...und where does ze pilot sit, he asked....

"...und where does ze pilot sit, he asked. Scheisse!"
6th Mar 2015, 10:56
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,263
Posted By Longhitter

"Note to self: do not sneak up behind a jet in a...

"Note to self: do not sneak up behind a jet in a Piper Cub..."
27th Feb 2015, 14:00
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,263
Posted By Longhitter

"B*gger, we forgot to bait the hook..."

"B*gger, we forgot to bait the hook..."
10th Feb 2015, 10:25
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Views: 10,868,263
Posted By Longhitter

"Say hello to Austrian Gay Television!"

"Say hello to Austrian Gay Television!"
22nd Jan 2015, 08:40
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,263
Posted By Longhitter

"...Must...not...have...an...erection..."...

"...Must...not...have...an...erection..."
10th Dec 2014, 12:04
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,263
Posted By Longhitter

"More cheese, Gromit!"

"More cheese, Gromit!"
5th Dec 2014, 12:31
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By Longhitter

"Well, at least the lions won't bother me anymore...

"Well, at least the lions won't bother me anymore at the watering hole..."
24th Oct 2014, 08:35
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,263
Posted By Longhitter

"Jeez army life sucks! Weeks without seeing any...

"Jeez army life sucks! Weeks without seeing any women, and you get a boner when you spot one cheerleader. Good thing I have this cheesy sign to cover up..."
14th Oct 2014, 06:42
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,263
Posted By Longhitter

"So you were in a 4G negative dive with the MiG,...

"So you were in a 4G negative dive with the MiG, how were you able to see that?"

"B'cuz we were inverted!"
10th Oct 2014, 16:14
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,263
Posted By Longhitter

"Well, the good news is that you're not...

"Well, the good news is that you're not HIV-positive."
1st Oct 2014, 07:02
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,263
Posted By Longhitter

"Mum, hello? Yeah, sorry about the noise. I'm now...

"Mum, hello? Yeah, sorry about the noise. I'm now going walkies with Rupert but I'll be back in by twelve to roll out your wheelie-bins. See you then!"
10th Sep 2014, 12:48
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,263
Posted By Longhitter

'It'll need to go a few floors further up to...

'It'll need to go a few floors further up to qualify for the Mile High Club, darling.'
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