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15th Dec 2019, 18:04
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Posted By NutLoose

"So, filming it is a great idea, but I have to...

"So, filming it is a great idea, but I have to warn you we haven't used Betamax in the US for a number of years "





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14th Dec 2019, 15:43
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By NutLoose

"Ahhh the Bush, I call it George and take my...

"Ahhh the Bush, I call it George and take my morning piss up against it, do you have anything similar?"
11th Dec 2019, 00:31
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By NutLoose

"Didn't anyone cotton on when it would no longer...

"Didn't anyone cotton on when it would no longer fit in the build bay that something was amiss?"
11th Dec 2019, 00:30
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By NutLoose

"Noo the plans scale is in feet, not...

"Noo the plans scale is in feet, not meters"
10th Dec 2019, 21:14
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By NutLoose

"Even with the handicap on the front, we will...

"Even with the handicap on the front, we will still beat the Jag in a race"
10th Dec 2019, 10:04
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By NutLoose

"Ok you are cleared to depart using runway 23....

"Ok you are cleared to depart using runway 23. 24. 25. 26. . 25, 24 25 26....bloody wind....err... depart at your discretion."
9th Dec 2019, 17:32
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By NutLoose

" IFR, is not and I repeat is not.....In the...

" IFR, is not and I repeat is not.....In the Front Room"
9th Dec 2019, 17:29
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By NutLoose

"Bloody GPS......."

"Bloody GPS......."
9th Dec 2019, 17:28
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By NutLoose

"See Captain, it's a definitely a warp engine,...

"See Captain, it's a definitely a warp engine, just look at how it's crumpling up the front "
9th Dec 2019, 13:15
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By NutLoose

" I ordered it online off one of those sex toy...

" I ordered it online off one of those sex toy websites, but I must have got the sizes mixed up, fair play to the Amazon delivery guy though, he tried to lob it in through the open bedroom window"
9th Dec 2019, 11:08
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By NutLoose

"They can only launch them when there is zero...

"They can only launch them when there is zero wind, they call it a still birth"
9th Dec 2019, 11:07
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By NutLoose

"It was only half that size yesterday before they...

"It was only half that size yesterday before they started polishing it."
7th Dec 2019, 12:27
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By NutLoose

"Vorsprung durch Jammedit"

"Vorsprung durch Jammedit"
7th Dec 2019, 12:20
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By NutLoose

"Well I've tried flushing, I even added extra...

"Well I've tried flushing, I even added extra tissue, but it won't shift"
7th Dec 2019, 12:05
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By NutLoose

"OK Captain, they're loading the Torpedo...

"OK Captain, they're loading the Torpedo now"
7th Dec 2019, 12:04
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By NutLoose

"Stuff the yacht and a helicopter, a houseboat...

"Stuff the yacht and a helicopter, a houseboat and a dirigible is the future"
7th Dec 2019, 11:57
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By NutLoose

"Why every time when we dock inside here do the...

"Why every time when we dock inside here do the crew all rush to the front?"

"Well they are seamen"
5th Dec 2019, 21:38
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By NutLoose

I'm happy to wait, :p The trouble is it all...

I'm happy to wait, :p

The trouble is it all dries up and gets bogged down. If you look at the last posts they are mainly from the person asking for it to be called, so it had dried up.
4th Dec 2019, 22:16
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By NutLoose

"In Germany they give you one round to take the...

"In Germany they give you one round to take the gentlemans way out, in the UK they call it shortages and budget cuts"
4th Dec 2019, 16:16
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By NutLoose

"Well she did say, do you both fancy a threesome...

"Well she did say, do you both fancy a threesome and bring protection, you ready to go?"
4th Dec 2019, 14:25
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By NutLoose

"Got ya, a bit late on the round out there...

"Got ya, a bit late on the round out there Hoskins"
3rd Dec 2019, 10:59
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By NutLoose

"This isn't what I meant when I said isn't it...

"This isn't what I meant when I said isn't it about time you got a bloody round in"
1st Dec 2019, 15:57
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By NutLoose

They must be officers, look they have little...

They must be officers, look they have little cords to stop them losing their guns, just like the one their mums threaded through their coats to stop them losing their mitts""
1st Dec 2019, 15:52
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By NutLoose

"I'll have you know her knickers are nothing to...

"I'll have you know her knickers are nothing to be sniffed at"



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29th Nov 2019, 23:52
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By NutLoose

"I'm the Wing Commander"

"I'm the Wing Commander"
29th Nov 2019, 15:25
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By NutLoose

"Ok well see who can shoot a boogie down,...

"Ok well see who can shoot a boogie down, Smithers, out with your snot rag"
29th Nov 2019, 10:38
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By NutLoose

"Howde Partner, you must be two ton Tex from...

"Howde Partner, you must be two ton Tex from Teddington who drives the bakers van."



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29th Nov 2019, 10:36
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By NutLoose

"No we do not have any cheese, now bugger off...

"No we do not have any cheese, now bugger off Pierre, we are having a manly discussion"
29th Nov 2019, 10:35
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By NutLoose

"Have you heard the one about the Englishman, the...

"Have you heard the one about the Englishman, the Scotsman and the Eyetie?"
29th Nov 2019, 09:26
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By NutLoose

"Well one of you was seen wearing these ladies...

"Well one of you was seen wearing these ladies knickers"
28th Nov 2019, 21:17
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By NutLoose

A cunning plan is hatched and the Lilliputians...

A cunning plan is hatched and the Lilliputians make off with Gulliver's Rollerblade.
26th Nov 2019, 16:03
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By NutLoose

"For gawd sake pull the string man.. the gyro is...

"For gawd sake pull the string man.. the gyro is winding down."
26th Nov 2019, 16:00
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By NutLoose

"ZZZZZZZZ I don't thinkZZZZZZZZZZ it...

"ZZZZZZZZ I don't thinkZZZZZZZZZZ it wasZZZZZZZZZZZZ a goodZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ideaZZZZZZZZto run theZZZZZZZZZZelectrficationZZZZZZZthrough ZZZZZZZZZthe same railZZZZZZZZZZZ"
25th Nov 2019, 18:16
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By NutLoose

"Passengers are reminded please do not lean out...

"Passengers are reminded please do not lean out of windows as the resulting tipping over may cause gravel rash"
25th Nov 2019, 17:59
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,375
Posted By NutLoose

"We spent so much over budget on cross rail,...

"We spent so much over budget on cross rail, something had to give"
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