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Forum: Cabin Crew

25th Apr 2011, 19:11

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Posted By robo283

Best of Thick Passenger Comments

Having originally started this thread in 2006 I have been impressed with the quality of anecdotes submitted. It has been suggested that there might be a scope for a published anthology of such...

Forum: Cabin Crew

27th Jun 2008, 20:35

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Posted By robo283

Senior on a certain North's Favourite Low Cost...

Senior on a certain North's Favourite Low Cost Airline flight yesterday: "Anything from the trolley, madam?"

Female pax: "A bar of chocolate, please".

Senior hands pax the last remaining bar...

Forum: Cabin Crew

29th Aug 2007, 17:51

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Posted By robo283

benzonar / GrahamB73, Be sure to mention...

benzonar / GrahamB73,

Be sure to mention Thick Passenger Comments as your inspiration for making their day. That way they will report your words of wisdom (or otherwise) and the thread will...

Forum: Cabin Crew

22nd Aug 2007, 19:55

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Posted By robo283

I was always told that the best way to get your...

I was always told that the best way to get your own back on an engineer was to subtly place an extra bolt in their parts tray when they were dismantling an engine. When they put it back together...

Forum: Cabin Crew

14th Aug 2007, 11:19

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Posted By robo283

That's a bit out of order, Harrogate.:=

That's a bit out of order, Harrogate.:=

Forum: Cabin Crew

3rd Aug 2007, 22:02

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Posted By robo283

Pax on Mrs. Robo's flight last night: "Can you...

Pax on Mrs. Robo's flight last night: "Can you let my son see the pilots please?"

Mrs. Robo: "I'm sorry, it's not been allowed since 9/11"

Pax: "That's ridiculous. He's only five. He's...

Forum: Cabin Crew

6th Jul 2007, 20:54

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Posted By robo283

"Hmm, if you travel 100.000 miles/year at an...

"Hmm, if you travel 100.000 miles/year at an average speed of say 400 miles/hour that'll be 250 hrs/year. "

...plus all the time spent queuing to get through security of course, so you can see how...

Forum: Cabin Crew

28th Jun 2007, 20:16

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Posted By robo283

Yeehaa!! 100000 hits on this thread. A big...

Yeehaa!! 100000 hits on this thread. A big Thank You to all our readers and especially those of you who have contributed to the thread. Keep 'em coming :D

Forum: Cabin Crew

21st Feb 2007, 05:38

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Posted By robo283

Nice rant, r.s! Did you consider notifying...

Nice rant, r.s!

Did you consider notifying the authorities and getting Mr. Lovely looked at by Customs on arrival? :E

Forum: Cabin Crew

21st Jan 2007, 07:33

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Posted By robo283

Yes it was a B.Ae. 146 (or whatever they are...

Yes it was a B.Ae. 146 (or whatever they are called nowadays) crabbing into a string crosswind (and exaggerated by the telephoto lens). Even the BBC described it as 'literally flying sideways'...

Forum: Cabin Crew

20th Jan 2007, 09:08

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Posted By robo283

Just love those adorable Scousers and their...

Just love those adorable Scousers and their Shining Wit! :oh:

Forum: Cabin Crew

5th Dec 2006, 17:29

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Posted By robo283

I can only think that it must be due to the fear...

I can only think that it must be due to the fear that 'If I can see them, they can see me...' (known as Reverse Ostrich Syndrome) :cool:

Forum: Cabin Crew

28th Nov 2006, 17:25

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Posted By robo283

No one's actually asked why there are no windows...

No one's actually asked why there are no windows in aircraft toilets (unless someone else knows differently...) :hmm:

Forum: Cabin Crew

27th Jun 2006, 20:26

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Posted By robo283

I should have added that the last comment was...

I should have added that the last comment was sotto voce.
I wish I'd never started this thread :ugh:

Forum: Cabin Crew

25th Jun 2006, 20:39

Replies: 1,224

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Posted By robo283

Thick passenger comments

Pax: Can I have a sandwich please?
Me:We haven't got any sandwiches left,sorry.
Pax: Oh have you got any chicken sandwiches left?
Me: No, sorry, we haven't got any sandwiches at all.
Pax: What,...

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