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Forum: Cabin Crew

9th Nov 2014, 17:12

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Posted By BaronChotzinoff

If they had meekly accepted Saddam Hussein's...

If they had meekly accepted Saddam Hussein's threat to switch to trading oil in E instead of USD, ie rather than invade him as a result, they might have had to.

Forum: Cabin Crew

21st Apr 2013, 13:42

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Posted By BaronChotzinoff

"Self-preservational" - like the wooden man in...

"Self-preservational" - like the wooden man in the Sadolin advert from yonks ago? ;-) No comment about "men getting off before women and children" though ... :}

Edit - BTW this was posted AFTER...

Forum: Cabin Crew

4th Aug 2008, 11:53

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Posted By BaronChotzinoff

What does a thick business passenger in the...

What does a thick business passenger in the emergency seats do when told they must hand their briefcase over to be stowed with the preferential Business Class luggage?

Refuse time and time again -...

Forum: Cabin Crew

25th Jun 2008, 21:18

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Posted By BaronChotzinoff

It's kind of witty whether true or not as isn't...

It's kind of witty whether true or not as isn't there a piano piece by Debussy which I'm sure we'd all recognise called Gollywog's Cakewalk...

Forum: Cabin Crew

18th May 2008, 20:33

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Posted By BaronChotzinoff

As in this...

As in this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm6VC5gdaFA)?

Forum: Cabin Crew

18th May 2008, 15:35

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Posted By BaronChotzinoff

Posted on another forum by someone who works...

Posted on another forum by someone who works somewhere in "people-handling" at Gatwick:

"It was one of those nights as I left work. What a sequence:
Mackem: Where de ah gan now?
Me: Where are...

Forum: Cabin Crew

26th Feb 2008, 22:25

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Posted By BaronChotzinoff

Sounds like you got away with that then, fingers...

Sounds like you got away with that then, fingers crossed ... (in front of your chest, very distinctively ...)

Forum: Cabin Crew

18th Aug 2007, 18:52

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Posted By BaronChotzinoff

That reminds me of another old gag:- How does a...

That reminds me of another old gag:- How does a nymphomaniac hold her liqueur (or is it liquor) - By the ears.

Forum: Cabin Crew

15th Apr 2007, 12:00

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Posted By BaronChotzinoff

I Virginia and her colleagues are expected to...

I Virginia and her colleagues are expected to 'deal' more 'professionally' with passengers of the type cited, I would suggest that their job descriptions be amended to include the word 'therapist'...

Forum: Cabin Crew

29th Oct 2006, 22:34

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Posted By BaronChotzinoff

LOL! - but were you not tempted to reply "The wed...

LOL! - but were you not tempted to reply "The wed one, of couwse!"

Forum: Cabin Crew

14th Jul 2006, 02:06

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Posted By BaronChotzinoff

In the back of a BA flight recently I was sitting...

In the back of a BA flight recently I was sitting opposite a smart, clever-looking young man like Bamber Gascoigne. As passengers were loading, he suddenly became very agitated and started rummaging...

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