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6th Dec 2017, 02:44
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Posted By Roadster280

Right lads, I'm out of ideas. Anyone got a plan?...

Right lads, I'm out of ideas. Anyone got a plan? I'm all ears :)
6th Dec 2017, 02:43
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Posted By Roadster280

Hoskins, this is a serious operation. Just why...

Hoskins, this is a serious operation. Just why the fcuk are you wearing a yellow bow tie?
20th Mar 2016, 01:23
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Posted By Roadster280

What a fowl-up!

What a fowl-up!
1st Feb 2016, 21:10
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Posted By Roadster280

Well I'm not surprised you can't see the VR...

Well I'm not surprised you can't see the VR image, Sir. That's my lunchbox.
28th Oct 2015, 21:15
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Posted By Roadster280

"Pissed again, Sir?"

"Pissed again, Sir?"
27th Oct 2015, 02:07
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Posted By Roadster280

http://www.arrse.co.uk/community/attachments/9-jpg...

http://www.arrse.co.uk/community/attachments/9-jpg.174791/

As it was a weekend, no regular staff were available for Induction Day at Cranwell, so it was left to the MOD Plod:

"Right lads, we...
24th Oct 2015, 13:14
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Posted By Roadster280

The evacuees from Manchester were so primitive...

The evacuees from Manchester were so primitive they had to be shown what a toilet was.
14th Oct 2015, 11:54
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Posted By Roadster280

Hiding in the bushes, unseen by the Luftwaffe,...

Hiding in the bushes, unseen by the Luftwaffe, Rene and Edith identify the pilot:

"Ah, it ees Leutnant Gruber and his little plane"
30th Sep 2015, 17:21
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Posted By Roadster280

A salutory lesson in proposing when drunk - the...

A salutory lesson in proposing when drunk - the bride was so ugly the groom and two of the honour guard had to cover their eyes.
3rd Sep 2015, 02:26
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Posted By Roadster280

Well Sir, it's a Top Secret future prediction...

Well Sir, it's a Top Secret future prediction device.

The two digit line is the number of squadrons we have. The second line is the number of stations, and the third line is the number of...
30th Aug 2015, 11:14
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Posted By Roadster280

"Dagga dagga dagga" :E

"Dagga dagga dagga" :E
27th Aug 2015, 15:07
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Posted By Roadster280

Captain, you won't discover this for another 40...

Captain, you won't discover this for another 40 years, but eventually, you will be famous for wearing a toupee. Mr Scott here has some samples for you to try.
27th Aug 2015, 11:10
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Posted By Roadster280

Thank you Coff for the MiD. Clearly I was never...

Thank you Coff for the MiD. Clearly I was never going to win with that one, but you did ask... :)
26th Aug 2015, 14:12
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Posted By Roadster280

What's that you said Sir? The Royal Air Force are...

What's that you said Sir? The Royal Air Force are even more junior than the Army Air Corps on parades?
11th Jul 2015, 01:44
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Posted By Roadster280

So, Fritz, hier ist unser secret weapon. Herr...

So, Fritz, hier ist unser secret weapon. Herr Reichsmarschall hat gesagt dass wir ein Spitfire Squadron haben können "when pigs fly".
10th Jul 2015, 20:12
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Posted By Roadster280

What are the flowers for, Fritz? Well, Sir,...

What are the flowers for, Fritz?

Well, Sir, when you said you were bringing "the pig", I thought you meant your wife.
27th Jun 2015, 18:43
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Posted By Roadster280

Doris - when I said it was OK to "christen the...

Doris - when I said it was OK to "christen the bomb", I meant with a piece of chalk!
26th Jun 2015, 21:19
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Posted By Roadster280

Best bomb rack I've ever seen!

Best bomb rack I've ever seen!
26th Jun 2015, 17:58
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Posted By Roadster280

This 'Ford', is in fact a Dodge...

This 'Ford', is in fact a Dodge...
21st Jun 2015, 12:46
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Posted By Roadster280

Hoskins, if you do that again I will jail you....

Hoskins, if you do that again I will jail you. Got it?
20th Jun 2015, 13:57
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Posted By Roadster280

For the lad or the bird?

For the lad or the bird?
18th Jun 2015, 14:43
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Posted By Roadster280

There were many drawbacks to life in the Air...

There were many drawbacks to life in the Air Force for women, but at least there were some bright spots - the hair dryers were outstanding.
18th Jun 2015, 14:40
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Posted By Roadster280

Having lost an arm, the speed wrench was a bit of...

Having lost an arm, the speed wrench was a bit of a challenge for Doris.
18th Jun 2015, 11:20
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Posted By Roadster280

The blokes struggle with the hand crank, which is...

The blokes struggle with the hand crank, which is why we use Butch for that job.
16th Jun 2015, 14:48
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Posted By Roadster280

"Yes Sir, very effective. I don't think the...

"Yes Sir, very effective. I don't think the council estate kids will cause any more trouble".
16th Jun 2015, 14:37
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Posted By Roadster280

MOD hastily issued new orders for use on units...

MOD hastily issued new orders for use on units with atomic weapons.

"Henceforth, the phrase "go for the nuclear option" is not to be used with respect to trivial domestic issues."
16th Jun 2015, 14:32
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Posted By Roadster280

Well Hoskins, I've heard of people shooting...

Well Hoskins, I've heard of people shooting lawnmowers because they won't start, but this is a new one on me!
15th Jun 2015, 19:46
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Posted By Roadster280

"Our government is committed to investment in...

"Our government is committed to investment in urban renewal in our inner cities, and here we see Manchester with the first tranche of improvements"
15th Jun 2015, 19:44
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Posted By Roadster280

Hoskins, when I said the pies need nuking, I...

Hoskins, when I said the pies need nuking, I meant in the f*cking microwave!!!
15th Jun 2015, 19:43
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Posted By Roadster280

The penny dropped. "So if we've just nuked...

The penny dropped.

"So if we've just nuked Garvie Island, does that mean the practice bombs went on the QRA aircraft?"
15th Jun 2015, 19:41
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Posted By Roadster280

Translation from the original Japanese: "I...

Translation from the original Japanese:

"I told you c*nts it would end in tears if we bombed Pearl Harbor!"
15th Jun 2015, 19:29
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Posted By Roadster280

5 seconds before... "RSM - one of the guards...

5 seconds before...

"RSM - one of the guards has been seen dancing on the forecourt of Buckingham Palace. I'm afraid it's made the papers. Sort it out, would you, the Colonel's a bit peeved".
15th Jun 2015, 19:27
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Posted By Roadster280

Hoskins had been known as something of a...

Hoskins had been known as something of a bull****ter, so no-one really paid much attention to his "watch this..."
5th Jun 2015, 12:34
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Posted By Roadster280

The designers of early autopilot systems would go...

The designers of early autopilot systems would go to great lengths to prove their reliability.
27th May 2015, 14:40
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Posted By Roadster280

Dave the pilot was unable to attend rehearsals,...

Dave the pilot was unable to attend rehearsals, but he showed his commitment to the RAF Amateur Dramatic Society.
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