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17th Aug 2018, 21:49
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Posted By Fantome

"What's a good woman like me doing, escorting the...

"What's a good woman like me doing, escorting the ultimate Richard Cranium round our impoverished post-war bases?
He is the most furtive, foul-minded freak I have come across since I enlisted. And...
17th Aug 2018, 21:42
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Posted By Fantome

"Lights? Lights? Headlights?" . . . thinks . ....

"Lights? Lights? Headlights?" . . . thinks . . . "maybe somewhere under that neat tunic there lies a nice enough pair. But I doubt I'm thinking a mouthful."
16th Jul 2018, 01:59
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Posted By Fantome

NOT A CAPTION - just harking back to the...

NOT A CAPTION - just harking back to the wing-walk - to be harnessed into a frame is not really wing-walking, such as was the case with the Yanks doing stunts in the twenties (where 'Smithy' -...
2nd Jul 2018, 17:14
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Posted By Fantome

Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! ...

Mine!
Mine!
Mine!
Mine!
Mine!
Mine!
Mine!
Mine!
29th Jun 2018, 19:14
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Posted By Fantome

Into Tunis tonight . . . . giva me the greeeze...

Into Tunis tonight . . . . giva me the greeeze gun . .. slick down my hair. . .. scrub these putrid nails . . .. time I got lucky.
27th Jun 2018, 21:42
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Posted By Fantome

just like the bird gorging gorging gorging...

just like the bird gorging gorging gorging gagging gagging gagging (a 'pinger' down the 'troat'?)https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6218/6246798505_28ebaa91ae_b.jpg
27th Jun 2018, 19:00
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Posted By Fantome

If Jerry catches us with our pants down - we...

If Jerry catches us with our pants down - we shall all fart in his general direction.
27th Jun 2018, 17:00
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Posted By Fantome

Had the great privilege of getting to know the...

Had the great privilege of getting to know the late Ted Sly who, when with 92 (East India) Squadron in North Africa , became with Neville Duke, a lifelong close friend.
Ted wrote of this in some...
27th Jun 2018, 11:17
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Posted By Fantome

"Never you mind the spit and polish Bartek - ...

"Never you mind the spit and polish Bartek - we are the real Polish, resourceful, ever ready to meet the Bosch head on. "

"Keep your mind on the job Bartek. I said "torque wrench" - ...
26th Jun 2018, 17:52
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Posted By Fantome

"Never ever let me hear you say again "Be Nice" ....

"Never ever let me hear you say again "Be Nice" . It gives me hyperperistalsis of the gastric mucosa. Then I do become a real nasty bastard."
24th Jun 2018, 18:26
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Posted By Fantome

1. "See here my son, I do not take kindly to your...

1. "See here my son, I do not take kindly to your attitude. {I do not even like your altitude, if it comes to it.) So would you please have a good hard think about this? Take a pull on yourself. Then...
23rd Jun 2018, 16:38
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Posted By Fantome

"Lootenant . . . in the pecking order round here...

"Lootenant . . . in the pecking order round here you're not even a feather duster. I am 'The Bantam' and I am ready for any cock-fight you want to bring on. Same for these other roosters"
21st Jun 2018, 16:52
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Posted By Fantome

"Next time Hinkler says how much fan-mail he...

"Next time Hinkler says how much fan-mail he gets, I'll tell I'm - I'll say -

"YOU CALL THAT FAN-MAIL? - THIS IS FAN-MAIL!" "
21st Jun 2018, 00:27
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Posted By Fantome

Thanks SAS - Feel a great affinity with the old...

Thanks SAS - Feel a great affinity with the old "Schnozzle". Sometimes an irrelevancy turns into something not so much of a tangent. (Wife is always saying - "TANGENT".)
20th Jun 2018, 21:12
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Posted By Fantome

Captions Courageous by Bob Reisner and Hal...

Captions Courageous by Bob Reisner and Hal Kapplow. Abelard Schuman, New York, 1958. Humorous captions paired with great art.
...
20th Jun 2018, 21:05
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Posted By Fantome

AC is, I can attest, decidedly a manly man.

AC is, I can attest, decidedly a manly man.
20th Jun 2018, 20:44
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Posted By Fantome

The drunken monkey is truly deplorable. (All...

The drunken monkey is truly deplorable.

(All this palaver is "vamping till ready" . . . . Danny knows.)
20th Jun 2018, 19:23
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Posted By Fantome

Silly me, thinking that to digress into other...

Silly me, thinking that to digress into other clever captions previously published would not offend. (Readers of FLIGHT magazine over many decades will recall many witty captions. A long-running...
20th Jun 2018, 15:09
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Posted By Fantome

JUST BECAUSE A COUPLE OF QUEENSLANDERS HAVE COME...

JUST BECAUSE A COUPLE OF QUEENSLANDERS HAVE COME TO THE FORE IN THIS LATEST ROUND OF CREATIVE CAPTIONING

(MPN11 - THANK YOU)

And just to further bemuse the English-speaking peoples of other...
18th Jun 2018, 19:02
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Posted By Fantome

"Oh God give me strength! Just imagine what some...

"Oh God give me strength! Just imagine what some smart-Alec chauvinist will do with this photo of we women doing our bit. We may even feature in some "new age" caption competition, where the crassest...
17th Jun 2018, 20:33
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Posted By Fantome

BIG PISTONS - If I may suggest small...

BIG PISTONS - If I may suggest small amendment -
"Actually working on certain aeroplanes is just like being with my husband. Both can be noisy, smelly, dirty, unresponsive, and...
17th Jun 2018, 15:39
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Posted By Fantome

. . . . . and a bunch of slighted people from...

. . . . . and a bunch of slighted people from Women's Lib. ready to knee-cap the "caption creeps".
16th Jun 2018, 21:56
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Posted By Fantome

"C'mon c'mon . . . finish timing her . . . . cowl...

"C'mon c'mon . . . finish timing her . . . . cowl her up and let the midget fly the bastard."



"I tell you girls . . .. there are things about this Harvard . . .. . yet to be dis-car-vard."
24th Apr 2018, 09:42
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Posted By Fantome

Pssst . .. . Did you hear that there will be...

Pssst . .. . Did you hear that there will be 'The Ewe's Lament' on the menu tonight? AKA Lack of Ram.
29th May 2017, 21:12
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Posted By Fantome

"Too spooky for me Ace. But what's that indent...

"Too spooky for me Ace. But what's that indent on your chin? Surely not? The Ghost who Walks?"
26th Jun 2016, 15:25
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Posted By Fantome

not a caption . . . .PING-DIT . . .you read her...

not a caption . . . .PING-DIT . . .you read her expression with uncanny accuracy. . . did you have any assistance?

(it will be hard to cap that one - if you get a guernsey/camel stamp . ....
26th Jun 2016, 08:20
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Posted By Fantome

"Elegant? . . . of course we're damned elegant ....

"Elegant? . . . of course we're damned elegant . . .starts with the Royal manicurist don't you know . . . "
3rd May 2015, 16:55
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Posted By Fantome

we got . . . syn . . chro . . . . we got. . ...

we got . . . syn . . chro . . . . we got. . rhythm . .
who can . . . ask for . . . anything .. .. more?
3rd May 2015, 09:19
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Posted By Fantome

ring sting? ring sting? they don't look like...

ring sting? ring sting? they don't look like curry munchers to me old son
2nd May 2015, 23:45
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Posted By Fantome

we haven't got a marching song we cannot...

we haven't got a marching song

we cannot hear the brass

but bring on Colonel Bogey

that'll add a touch of class

we'll be in step we'll have it skunned
2nd May 2015, 06:54
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Posted By Fantome

"Whad 'e say? Whad 'e say? Lie on a breast, ...

"Whad 'e say? Whad 'e say? Lie on a breast, was it?
I'd like a bit of pneumatic bliss."
30th Apr 2015, 10:53
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Posted By Fantome

"Makeup? ah don't have the time to apply that...

"Makeup? ah don't have the time to apply that stuff . . ah need that time to clean ma rah-full .
20th Apr 2015, 11:56
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Posted By Fantome

WTF did Hamlet know about the real slings and...

WTF did Hamlet know about the real slings and arrows of outrageous fortune? . . . . SFA.....that's what.
18th Apr 2015, 09:19
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Posted By Fantome

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b4/84/50...

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b4/84/50/b4845040990099bbe721e1d3585a8941.jpg (https://www.pinterest.com/nifelfang/armor/)

Who's this does come upon our field to pry out our intent?...
18th Apr 2015, 03:41
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Posted By Fantome

can't find where the pilot's gone reckon he'd...

can't find where the pilot's gone
reckon he'd be all of a quiver tho'

ok ok so it's Mr Fletcher's Piper . .. .. just don't expect him to see the joke, alright
and he is not the man to draw a...
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