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12th Apr 2014, 09:01
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Posted By TheWizard

Item 2 on the Armed Forces LGBT AGM agenda: ...

Item 2 on the Armed Forces LGBT AGM agenda:

2. Deployment Kit now comes in an eye pleasing range of colours and patterns (see attached examples) You can pop into stores and have a browse around....
8th Apr 2014, 22:40
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Posted By TheWizard

http://www.blogcdn.com/blog.moviefone.com/media/20...

http://www.blogcdn.com/blog.moviefone.com/media/2010/07/airplane1.jpg
"All I can see from here is all these sad old men sat in front of computer screens typing silly messages to each other"
4th Apr 2014, 21:31
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Posted By TheWizard

When I typed "Bazookas as weapons of mass...

When I typed "Bazookas as weapons of mass destruction" into Google this was not what I was expecting.
(Didn't even bother with "Quick pull magazine")
2nd Apr 2014, 15:00
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Posted By TheWizard

"Corporal, there is some bloke called Montgomery...

"Corporal, there is some bloke called Montgomery on the phone who insists that we send three and fourpence because they are going to a dance. I think he is drunk. Shall I ignore him?"

or

Keen...
28th Mar 2014, 22:40
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Posted By TheWizard

"Shake? Of course I will buddy. Allah Akhbar?...

"Shake? Of course I will buddy. Allah Akhbar? Cool name. We are in Shallah? Great place. I'm Randy from Texas. We have a lot in common"
26th Mar 2014, 15:18
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Posted By TheWizard

3 out these 6 smoke pipes but can you guess which...

3 out these 6 smoke pipes but can you guess which ones?
23rd Mar 2014, 00:05
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Posted By TheWizard

"You should see the selfie I took in the...

"You should see the selfie I took in the cockpit!"
16th Jul 2011, 10:36
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Posted By TheWizard

You still can't spell!! CAMOUFLAGE :ok:

You still can't spell!! CAMOUFLAGE :ok:
15th Jul 2011, 22:06
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Posted By TheWizard

"Before you get any higher, can I ask if you have...

"Before you get any higher, can I ask if you have seen the film, 'The Crying Game'?"
10th Jul 2011, 16:24
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Posted By TheWizard

The documentary on the History Channel went a...

The documentary on the History Channel went a long way to proving that the evolutionary leap from hairy, grunting, mammal with limited communication skills was not a huge one.
4th Jul 2011, 20:22
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Posted By TheWizard

Having just spoken to Runaway Gun, he is on yet...

Having just spoken to Runaway Gun, he is on yet another residential course and has no access to t'internet. He passes on his thanks to Longhitter for the honours.
After a quick discussion we came up...
29th Jun 2011, 22:43
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Posted By TheWizard

Good job it isn't fan driven!

Good job it isn't fan driven!
27th Jun 2011, 19:23
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Posted By TheWizard

OK then, judgement day has arrived. The...

OK then, judgement day has arrived.

The award for enthusiasm and persistence goes to Buster Hyman and Nutloose who managed 11 entries between them for this one! (Sorry, there is no award!)
...
20th Jun 2011, 17:51
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Posted By TheWizard

OK, do your worst. (IF it has been on recently...

OK, do your worst.
(IF it has been on recently let me know and I'll change it)

http://i628.photobucket.com/albums/uu9/Kaydol777/Komik/1.jpg
20th Jun 2011, 13:10
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Posted By TheWizard

Ooooh. thank you Roadster. A first for me. I must...

Ooooh. thank you Roadster. A first for me. I must add it to my CV!! :)

Due to no pic access from the works PC, I will have to wait until I get home tonight to post something suitable. Please hang...
15th Jun 2011, 19:48
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Posted By TheWizard

"Come out of there Mr Ward. Whilst your motives...

"Come out of there Mr Ward. Whilst your motives might be admirable, your methods are getting pretty desperate. Now give it up and take that stupid costume off."
5th Jun 2011, 09:02
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Posted By TheWizard

The US Secret Service pulled out all the stops...

The US Secret Service pulled out all the stops when they learnt that President Obama was a real fan of West Ham FC.

(I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles ...
4th Jun 2011, 19:16
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Posted By TheWizard

The new IMC cloud simulator trials were running...

The new IMC cloud simulator trials were running short of funding
26th May 2011, 23:03
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Posted By TheWizard

Ladies and Gents, Runaway Gun has had a few...

Ladies and Gents,

Runaway Gun has had a few personal issues to deal with and has asked me to be 'stunt judge' in his absence and apologises for the delay.

Here is what was supposed to be...
21st May 2011, 22:00
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Posted By TheWizard

Private Dufus misunderstood the instructions on...

Private Dufus misunderstood the instructions on the grenades which read

"Stick finger in ring, pull out and throw"
10th May 2011, 07:08
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Posted By TheWizard

Despite gaining her Commission, Section Officer...

Despite gaining her Commission, Section Officer Harvey found it hard to lose some of the habits she had gained in the WRAF, especially when it came to the post NAAFI getaway.
7th May 2011, 10:04
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Posted By TheWizard

It became obvious that the idea of holding a...

It became obvious that the idea of holding a metal mug in sub zero temperatures was not one of Bond's brightest moves.
3rd May 2011, 20:34
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Posted By TheWizard

"I'm not sure why I have been photoshopped to...

"I'm not sure why I have been photoshopped to Iraq, but in this outfit I would Rather be Gardening" ;)
28th Apr 2011, 20:47
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Posted By TheWizard

Are you and Tashengurt having an affair??!

Are you and Tashengurt having an affair??!
25th Apr 2011, 22:31
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Posted By TheWizard

He might be funny, but his command of technology...

He might be funny, but his command of technology is limited!!
Guess that means I can't enter again! :(
Runaway's choice of picture so do your worst!
...
21st Apr 2011, 12:41
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Posted By TheWizard

"Don't look so scared you big jessie, it's just...

"Don't look so scared you big jessie, it's just some kid clowning around"

or

This year's Red Nose Day was hijacked by Fathers for Justice (Teenage Branch)
16th Apr 2011, 12:40
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Posted By TheWizard

The UK's latest U A V (undercoat and varnish)...

The UK's latest U A V (undercoat and varnish) takes shape.

or

It appears that Biggles DID have a chip on his shoulder
16th Apr 2011, 08:10
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Posted By TheWizard

The Fleet Air Arm was asked to make some...

The Fleet Air Arm was asked to make some appropriate 'cuts' to it's latest fighter acquisition!
6th Mar 2011, 11:29
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Posted By TheWizard

Runaway Gun is currently living it up abroad at...

Runaway Gun is currently living it up abroad at the moment so I know he won't mind me posting for him. I am sure he will pick up the reins again when he returns.
...
2nd Feb 2011, 06:27
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Posted By TheWizard

Extreme Dogging

Extreme Dogging
21st Jan 2011, 19:06
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Posted By TheWizard

"Stop shouting 'mine' and running off will you? I...

"Stop shouting 'mine' and running off will you? I told you last night I don't want your bloody winkie shrink powder."
11th Jan 2011, 10:39
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Posted By TheWizard

"Quick, somebody call the Hare...

"Quick, somebody call the Hare Ambulance"
10th Jan 2011, 18:27
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Posted By TheWizard

Surfmaster suspected his Photoshop (Australian...

Surfmaster suspected his Photoshop (Australian Edition) might be a pirate copy when cobbling together his entry for the Caption Competition.
4th Jan 2011, 17:07
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By TheWizard

The Ministry of Defence got ready for it's annual...

The Ministry of Defence got ready for it's annual pantomime....





meanwhile in Helmand.....
20th Dec 2010, 12:52
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By TheWizard

"Look, I have seen a CH47 lift one before. How...

"Look, I have seen a CH47 lift one before. How difficult can it be?"

"Winching in"
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