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Forum: Military Aviation
4th Dec 2019, 12:53
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

I'll distract them and you can then nick their...

I'll distract them and you can then nick their bike....
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Nov 2019, 12:05
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

Before you commence which one of you wants to...

Before you commence which one of you wants to clean the fingerprints off the camera lense
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Nov 2019, 23:19
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

Post Corby victory, Pegasus microlights roll out...

Post Corby victory, Pegasus microlights roll out our new medium range bomber
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Nov 2019, 18:28
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

concrete proof that value for money optical...

concrete proof that value for money optical equipment nearer to the subject matter gives the same results at a cheaper price
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Oct 2019, 13:27
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

Ere sarge our Albert told me these Stukas suffer...

Ere sarge our Albert told me these Stukas suffer timing chain issues like many German engines
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Aug 2019, 20:30
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

Hoskins, that is a slightly extreme way to try to...

Hoskins, that is a slightly extreme way to try to find your car keys you lost in the cockpit
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Jun 2019, 12:07
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

The young Micheal O'Leary gets inspiration as to...

The young Micheal O'Leary gets inspiration as to how he should handle passengers when he eventually starts his airline
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Dec 2018, 12:34
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

"I suggest we send our agents on a "brass rubbing...

"I suggest we send our agents on a "brass rubbing " tour of Yorkshire...just here.. York Minster....there s also nothing of any real military significance in the area anymore so that should provide...
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Dec 2018, 12:50
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

"We need to move with the times Dear, UPS have...

"We need to move with the times Dear, UPS have them so do Fedex...gone are the days where we could just rock up to the roof of every child's house, in the sleigh and deliver to the entire globe in...
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Oct 2018, 12:41
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

If i'd had the wife's secateurs i could have...

If i'd had the wife's secateurs i could have solved my fly by wire problem
Forum: Military Aviation
19th Oct 2018, 12:19
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

"Good aaafternoon ladies n gentleemen . Joo tudu ...

"Good aaafternoon ladies n gentleemen . Joo tudu "Brexit No Deel" Ryonair floit 23 to Bristtle had been cancelled.....no ....hangs on will yaa.. no its 'd Pilots gone on strike..oh I dunno know a...
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Oct 2018, 12:53
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

Russia unveils its version of the Airbus

Russia unveils its version of the Airbus
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Sep 2018, 22:45
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

"And that sir, is how i cut the grass at...

"And that sir, is how i cut the grass at home"
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Sep 2018, 19:52
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

Get a load of that weather cock

Get a load of that weather cock
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Sep 2018, 17:56
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

The modern American remake of The Dambusters...

The modern American remake of The Dambusters didnt quite cut the mustard
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Sep 2018, 11:34
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/...

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/1276x784/puma_d6948effa255c0449123dcde162869c82f61a5b7.jpg





"Right Phil, 5 across begins with N..clue is "acronym denoting means of...
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Jan 2018, 12:04
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

Chuck Yeager's First attempt at the sound barrier...

Chuck Yeager's First attempt at the sound barrier doomed to failure
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Jul 2017, 12:59
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

Eindekker Oberleuntnant! you must be joking! give...

Eindekker Oberleuntnant! you must be joking! give me ze Dreiplane every time. It haz zo many spare vings i could go on to become a Reichsmarschall!

Zis monplane teknology vont ketch on mark my...
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Jul 2017, 12:21
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

"O'Dowd, when i asked you to perform the "tank...

"O'Dowd, when i asked you to perform the "tank invert" I meant the bloody fuel tank as it was installed upside down"..."Arr well sarge is d' roit waay opp now isndit..."
Forum: Military Aviation
30th Jun 2017, 09:44
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

"You didn't have to follow the "line feature" so...

"You didn't have to follow the "line feature" so rigorously Hoskins"
Forum: Military Aviation
30th Jun 2017, 09:42
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

[I]"hello 4291...what ..I cant hear you...said...

[I]"hello 4291...what ..I cant hear you...said cant hear you......taxi? no i havent ordered a taxi I ordered a curry no 34 with Pilau rice..I think there must be a cross line somewhere goodbye"
Forum: Military Aviation
9th May 2017, 12:36
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

" yeah the last flight I was on, the attendant...

" yeah the last flight I was on, the attendant had a tattoo of the Mona Lisa on her arse and every time she bend down to get some ice that enigmatic smile became a look of complete surprise"
Forum: Military Aviation
19th Apr 2017, 12:28
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

Airbus post Brexit :suspect:

Airbus post Brexit :suspect:
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Feb 2017, 21:30
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

"Wassat Skip, someones trying to bury the...

"Wassat Skip, someones trying to bury the pyramids"
Forum: Military Aviation
1st Dec 2016, 15:09
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

" I too was also disappointed with the last shark...

" I too was also disappointed with the last shark fishing expedition, but what did you expect, when the ditched ME 109 pilot we picked up, kept wriggling off the hook"
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Oct 2016, 12:27
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

"Gentlemen, the plans and blue prints for the...

"Gentlemen, the plans and blue prints for the Aircraft carrier did state "do not scale" therefore the project costs will be adjusted accordingly"
Forum: Military Aviation
19th Aug 2016, 12:54
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

"Pigs will fly before Scroggs gets his...

"Pigs will fly before Scroggs gets his licence"
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Jul 2016, 08:22
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

"Yeah bloody battery on my Tesla is flat...

"Yeah bloody battery on my Tesla is flat again"
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Jun 2016, 13:34
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

"Oh this picture love that teksme back..That's us...

"Oh this picture love that teksme back..That's us when we flew Yorkshire Air on't day trip 't Fraaance. Pilot (hes the one on 't left) decided 't stop mid channel fer't pi$$ and let uz off fer a bit...
Forum: Military Aviation
17th May 2016, 17:09
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

"That's alright luv, you should see my wife's...

"That's alright luv, you should see my wife's handbag, its full of twice as much crap"
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Apr 2016, 12:49
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

just another Ruskie gone downtown for a bit or R ...

just another Ruskie gone downtown for a bit or R
and R
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd Mar 2016, 00:30
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

down a bit steady.....steady....60 feet 50...

down a bit steady.....steady....60 feet 50 feet .....eggs gone!
Forum: Military Aviation
30th Dec 2015, 17:23
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

The bean counters soon realised the "maintain...

The bean counters soon realised the "maintain whilst flying" efficiency drive wouldn't work with flying pay now awarded to ground crew
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Dec 2015, 12:53
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

So presumably, old chap, we would be eligible for...

So presumably, old chap, we would be eligible for a "liberators discount", the Weiss beer and schnapps would go, to be replaced with a fine selection of English Ales then.

"Certainly Cap-i-tan...
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Oct 2015, 11:52
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,931,474
Posted By Burnt Fishtrousers

"I dunno whether to call a vet or an engine...

"I dunno whether to call a vet or an engine fitter sarge"
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