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Forum: Military Aviation
18th Apr 2024, 14:09
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,440
Posted By andytug

"That thing on your head looks...

"That thing on your head looks ridiculous"........

.
.......said the first redcoat.
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Apr 2024, 11:17
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,440
Posted By andytug

The Battle of Little Bigly Horn.....

The Battle of Little Bigly Horn.....
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Mar 2024, 13:59
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,440
Posted By andytug

Increasing the amount of beans in the ration...

Increasing the amount of beans in the ration packs sometimes led to undesirable consequences......
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Mar 2024, 10:05
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,440
Posted By andytug

Hoskins said if I flew with him I'd get to meet...

Hoskins said if I flew with him I'd get to meet the big cheese......
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Mar 2024, 14:13
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,440
Posted By andytug

Penguin "You said you were taking me to get some...

Penguin "You said you were taking me to get some fish heads!"
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Mar 2024, 14:12
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,440
Posted By andytug

When they said we were doing honour guard for the...

When they said we were doing honour guard for the Emperor, I thought.........
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Mar 2024, 14:11
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,440
Posted By andytug

"Smile and wave, boys, cute and cuddly....." ...

"Smile and wave, boys, cute and cuddly....."

.....said the chap saluting..
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Mar 2024, 08:04
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,440
Posted By andytug

This is what you get if you let the Navy design...

This is what you get if you let the Navy design chief watch too many episodes of "Robot Wars".
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Mar 2024, 08:02
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,440
Posted By andytug

The Navy finally finds a way to put a stop to...

The Navy finally finds a way to put a stop to sailors sneaking off for a crafty fag in dark corners......
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Feb 2024, 14:41
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,440
Posted By andytug

And thus the idea for the Vulcan sorties to bomb...

And thus the idea for the Vulcan sorties to bomb the Falklands was born.......
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Jan 2024, 09:08
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,440
Posted By andytug

"Are you sure that this 'Army All-Terrain...

"Are you sure that this 'Army All-Terrain Tiddlywinks Championship' actually exists, Sarge?"
Forum: Military Aviation
18th Jan 2024, 07:00
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,440
Posted By andytug

"Silence ven you speak to an officer!!" (RIP...

"Silence ven you speak to an officer!!"

(RIP Spike Milligan)
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd Dec 2023, 08:18
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,440
Posted By andytug

Hey, why does it say ANDY on the bottom?

Hey, why does it say ANDY on the bottom?
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Dec 2023, 07:13
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,440
Posted By andytug

Surely it must be "Too close for...

Surely it must be "Too close for missiles......switching to guns!"
Forum: Military Aviation
19th Dec 2023, 07:01
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,440
Posted By andytug

The new intake's lack of height was down to an...

The new intake's lack of height was down to an inadvertent typo in the training order for "Shorts" pilots.......
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Dec 2023, 11:33
Replies: 76
Views: 16,070
Posted By andytug

A drone that small, that can withstand machine...

A drone that small, that can withstand machine gun fire and has zero apparent recoil from firing its own machine gun? I think not!

It's a detective story, with heavy clunky emphasis on the morals...
Forum: Military Aviation
1st Dec 2023, 10:14
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,440
Posted By andytug

"See the yellow pole down there with the lights...

"See the yellow pole down there with the lights on? Make sure you're off the ground before you get to it!!"
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Oct 2023, 08:27
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,440
Posted By andytug

"Where have all those dogs come from?" - "They're...

"Where have all those dogs come from?" - "They're the only ones who can hear him screaming...."
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Oct 2023, 08:00
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,440
Posted By andytug

"Hoskins - I've told you before, that is not...

"Hoskins - I've told you before, that is not where you put the carabiner!"
Forum: Military Aviation
30th Sep 2023, 13:26
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,440
Posted By andytug

Massive carrying capacity, but extremely...

Massive carrying capacity, but extremely vulnerable to Harpoon missiles.....
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Sep 2023, 11:51
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,440
Posted By andytug

"Fox Fourteen!!"

"Fox Fourteen!!"
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Sep 2023, 11:47
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,440
Posted By andytug

"Too close for missiles, switching to...

"Too close for missiles, switching to guns!"
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Sep 2023, 06:58
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,440
Posted By andytug

Sweden takes patrolling its fishing grounds very...

Sweden takes patrolling its fishing grounds very seriously indeed....
Forum: Military Aviation
30th Aug 2023, 13:12
Replies: 70
Views: 35,238
Posted By andytug

The real explanation, from this...

The real explanation, from this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KbUNzi58wM&list=LL&index=175

"Concorde flies at Mach 2, 1500mph, which is faster than a bullet from a gun. Which is why they've...
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Aug 2023, 11:02
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,440
Posted By andytug

This is what happens if you order a flight sim...

This is what happens if you order a flight sim from Ebay when drunk....


(Friend of mine once hauled the cockpit from a plane on a trailer for exactly that purpose, half way across the Uk :) )
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Aug 2023, 07:08
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,440
Posted By andytug

"It's a new part of our cyber warfare capability,...

"It's a new part of our cyber warfare capability, we were told by BAE that it can break the Internet......"
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Aug 2023, 14:24
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,440
Posted By andytug

"Sorry sir, but it clearly states on the wall...

"Sorry sir, but it clearly states on the wall over there 'No Parking'......"
Forum: Military Aviation
1st Aug 2023, 09:54
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,440
Posted By andytug

"We have delivered your engines, and therefore...

"We have delivered your engines, and therefore consider the contract fulfiled and await payment......"
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Jul 2023, 10:18
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,440
Posted By andytug

"When you said you were taking me to a...

"When you said you were taking me to a performance of Wagner....I had assumed it would be opera?!"
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Jul 2023, 10:31
Replies: 4,476
Views: 229,440
Posted By andytug

"Shirley? You cannot be serious?!?"

"Shirley? You cannot be serious?!?"
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Jul 2023, 21:20
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,397
Posted By andytug

"Well Hoskins, this is becoming a habit....a...

"Well Hoskins, this is becoming a habit....a shark last time, wasn't it?
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Jul 2023, 07:59
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,397
Posted By andytug

Excuse me, but people normally join the mile high...

Excuse me, but people normally join the mile high club in the toilets.....
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Jul 2023, 18:38
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,397
Posted By andytug

"Sorry Sir...forgot to bring my...

"Sorry Sir...forgot to bring my thermals!"
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Jul 2023, 18:37
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,397
Posted By andytug

Which idiot beater flushed that one up,...

Which idiot beater flushed that one up, McHoskins??
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Jun 2023, 11:53
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,397
Posted By andytug

"No, I definitely do not wish to sit anywhere...

"No, I definitely do not wish to sit anywhere near a window....."
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