CHC are advertising for someone
CHC are advertising for someone
It would appear that CHC, now that they have managed to get themselves delisted from the NYSE, and pretty much decimate the workforce, are looking for one special person. Must be able to operate a light switch and not mind being alone. (ie can the last one out please..........etc)
Ok slightly tongue in cheek but why not.
Good luck to all of those good pilots and engineers who have been treated dreadfully by what can only be described as the most inept management on planet earth.
Ok slightly tongue in cheek but why not.
Good luck to all of those good pilots and engineers who have been treated dreadfully by what can only be described as the most inept management on planet earth.
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From CHC website:
Job type: Temporary
Occupational group: Aviation-Crew/Engineer
Classification: Filament extinguisher
Workplace Location: Global various
Job ad reference: Last one out/001
Closing date Soon
Yearly salary: Negotiable
Contact person Karl Fessenden
Contact details 555-67896789
Your key accountabilities will include:
• Global travel to a variety of exciting and beautiful locations (non flexible economy tickets only, successful applicant may be required to leave home 3 days before actually commencing shift)
• Securing all Company locations and ensuring that no lights remain illuminated on your departure (successful applicant will also be required to terminate existing staff using the 'eany meeny miny moe' method)
Give Your Career a Vertical Lift!
At any given moment, on any given day, a CHC aircraft is in the air somewhere in the world. Whether we're transporting the men and women who keep the world's offshore oil and gas flowing, blah blah blah.............
Occupational group: Aviation-Crew/Engineer
Classification: Filament extinguisher
Workplace Location: Global various
Job ad reference: Last one out/001
Closing date Soon
Yearly salary: Negotiable
Contact person Karl Fessenden
Contact details 555-67896789
Your key accountabilities will include:
• Global travel to a variety of exciting and beautiful locations (non flexible economy tickets only, successful applicant may be required to leave home 3 days before actually commencing shift)
• Securing all Company locations and ensuring that no lights remain illuminated on your departure (successful applicant will also be required to terminate existing staff using the 'eany meeny miny moe' method)
Give Your Career a Vertical Lift!
At any given moment, on any given day, a CHC aircraft is in the air somewhere in the world. Whether we're transporting the men and women who keep the world's offshore oil and gas flowing, blah blah blah.............
brilliant. 
ps I laughed out loud at the eany meeny miny moe method. eany meeny miny moe, catch a Canuk by the toe (cant use the N word anymore) If he squeals let him stay a little longer.
I can see the management doing just that. Now that is funny, but sadly it appears true.
ps I laughed out loud at the eany meeny miny moe method. eany meeny miny moe, catch a Canuk by the toe (cant use the N word anymore) If he squeals let him stay a little longer.
I can see the management doing just that. Now that is funny, but sadly it appears true.
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Does this mean the chapter in the online security course dealing with light switch placement will get bigger?
What was the protocol again? If a would-be theif is spotted, turn off all interior lights except at doors leading outside as this will draw them out to an exit. And if that fails... turn on the PA system and rattle some chains and make spooky ghost noises into the mic. Theives hate haunted hangars.
What was the protocol again? If a would-be theif is spotted, turn off all interior lights except at doors leading outside as this will draw them out to an exit. And if that fails... turn on the PA system and rattle some chains and make spooky ghost noises into the mic. Theives hate haunted hangars.
