Mate of mine recently ramp checked ....
CAA... Sir please could you tell me if this is a private or commercial flight ?
Friend .....err i havent decided yet but will let you know when i get back to base .
CAA ...Ok . But please could i see your insurance ?
Friend ...No we dont have insurance . We self insure which you will find is allowed in EASA Document X Part 4 blah ..blah ..
CAA Really ? I didnt know that ...thankyou i shall have to go and look it up ....there are so many new rules its hard to keep track!!
Just remember to feed them the BS they are used to and they will swallow it