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Old 1st May 2009, 07:40   #141 (permalink)
 
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The gods must be crazy.

There's an ancient law that says whatever washes up from the sea I can keep.
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Old 1st May 2009, 12:22   #142 (permalink)
 
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"When I said keep the beach on the right side of the aircraft........."
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Old 1st May 2009, 20:13   #143 (permalink)

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"Helicopter brought down on beach by two giant potato croquettes and a pumpkin."

Or:

"Oops, sorry, mate! Can we have our beachball back?"
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Old 1st May 2009, 22:23   #144 (permalink)
 
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How about......

"I said WASH her not SINK her!"
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Old 2nd May 2009, 13:54   #145 (permalink)
 
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"Another one! They go out all night, drink too much and then come to the beach and fall asleep on the sand. Cmon boys, let's wake him up before the tide comes in."
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Old 2nd May 2009, 14:44   #146 (permalink)
 
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When I said "Crab it in", I meant...........
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Old 5th May 2009, 18:06   #147 (permalink)
 
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Old 5th May 2009, 19:24   #148 (permalink)

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Devil

"Let's jump in before the previous caption competition finishes"

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Old 5th May 2009, 21:20   #149 (permalink)
 
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He just said to her "you can drive". Let's get out of here!
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Old 5th May 2009, 21:53   #150 (permalink)
 
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Why have I got this brolly in my hand, I know it won't open at less than 500 feet...
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Old 6th May 2009, 09:11   #151 (permalink)
 
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The tandem rotor helicopter has this unique phenomenon when entering ground effect in that a powerful vortex is generated at the rear strong enough to hold up a person. You can literally step out the rear exit, walk around a bit then come back inside.

...fools.
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Old 11th May 2009, 15:50   #152 (permalink)
 
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Following an in-flight curry, the load-master's solution to a lack of toilet paper on board didn't meet with universal approval...
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Old 12th May 2009, 09:05   #153 (permalink)
 
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I told you we shouldn't have leant on those windows. Now we have to fish them out !
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Old 12th May 2009, 12:24   #154 (permalink)
 
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Quick !! we better move I think he,s reversing.
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Old 12th May 2009, 19:43   #155 (permalink)
 
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The annual Marine Corps belly-flop contest was not getting off to a great start. Crew Chief's score for the tandem belly flop: 1.1 for execution, 5.8 for style.
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Old 12th May 2009, 22:11   #156 (permalink)
 
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Who Farted?!?!?!
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Old 12th May 2009, 22:32   #157 (permalink)
 
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"Quick if we get out before they land we wont have to clean it"
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Told you those marines cant take a joke
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Old 13th May 2009, 00:52   #158 (permalink)
 
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Ah.... valet parking.....how civilised....
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Old 13th May 2009, 04:04   #159 (permalink)
 
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we have to leg it, i dont have any mony for the fare !
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Old 13th May 2009, 05:21   #160 (permalink)
 
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The Marines have been trialling the techniques for recovery of parachutists. They fly rapidly rearwards with the "mouth" open, the rear rotor cuts the shrouds, and the parachutists are gobbled up by the rear cargo door.

On this occasion, with the copilot flying by leaning out the crew door, they left it a bit late and almost lost the parachutists into the water. The senior parachutist can be seen strangling the person who talked him into doing this.
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