#121 permalink
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Pennsylvania, USA
Age: 43
Posts: 217
Checklist miss read
I know it said "Turn over" on the checklist. But I'm sure it meant the page though...
#122 permalink
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: UK
Posts: 16
I said very clearly that YOU HAD CONTROL !
#123 permalink
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Near the bottom
Posts: 148
"Oh hi, is that you Dad? Yeah, yeah, I'm fine thanks. Listen, you know you said I could just help myself to the keys? Yeah, well, we've kinda broken down and I just wondered if you'd be able to come and pick us up...?"
#124 permalink
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Not here
Posts: 128
"Look there, at my foot. Do you see THAT soldier??"
#125 permalink
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Absolute Sea Level
Age: 61
Posts: 8,110
"Bloggs! Turn off that video game! See here.... Confirms what I thought.....Teenaged Warrant Officers flying.....see these comic books!"
#126 permalink
Avoid imitations
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering in hyperspace and the FIR.
Posts: 5,332
"Yes, Chief, we've got sand in the No 1 engine and there's a couple of other things need fixing, too".
#127 permalink
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Absolute Sea Level
Age: 61
Posts: 8,110
Twas hard to decide.....several very good chuckles had while trying to decide.
So......I narrowed it down to Pandalet and HeloFan and following the coin toss....I pass the honour to......
HeloFan!
Post yer piccie and make your decision next Friday if you would!
#128 permalink
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: West Africa
Posts: 315
Sasless, I sent you a message with a pic or two.
#129 permalink
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Absolute Sea Level
Age: 61
Posts: 8,110
Having been bobbing in the oggin for the past four days.....this one seemed appropriate somehow.
#130 permalink
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: EU
Posts: 165
You push the silly buggers back to sea and they still go and wash up again.
#131 permalink
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Absolute Sea Level
Age: 61
Posts: 8,110
Today, the United States Coast Guard reported a Dolphin had beached itself near Plummet Point. Efforts to save the Dolphin were hampered by the tide and its being mired in the sand.
#132 permalink
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: UK
Posts: 16
I told you sea was coming in!
#133 permalink
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: UK
Posts: 71
The engineer thinks that the other 2 blades will be embedded in the sand, but should be serviceable
#134 permalink
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 34
In the style of Jeremy Clarkson
#135 permalink
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: UK
Posts: 78
Ahh riight , when you said it was flooded and it wouldn't start I thought you meant ...........
#136 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: On the green bit near the blue wobbly stuff
Posts: 199
Air accident investigators are centering their investigation on suspicions that a giant basketball-player was somehow involved in the accident.
#137 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: On the green bit near the blue wobbly stuff
Posts: 199
Or - "The CVR tape revealed the pilot asking her co-pilot if he fancied a roll in the sand"
#138 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,018
with apologies to Shytorque.
Quote:
Yes, Chief, we've got sand in the No 1 engine and there's a couple of other things need fixing, too".
#139 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,018
Or
#140 permalink
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: On the move...
Age: 44
Posts: 144
I thought they used to chant "Run me in the dirt!" and "Fly me out to sea!"
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