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Old 9th April 2009, 11:17   #81 (permalink)
 
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Ok.....

Theya's gottabe a way to start dis ting Charlie?
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Old 9th April 2009, 13:46   #82 (permalink)
 
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Out a ma way, for gawds sake how hard can it be ! Skippy could fly one .
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Old 10th April 2009, 20:12   #83 (permalink)
 
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" I've looked at the MEL, it doesnt say anything about a missing tail rotor, or main blades"

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Old 10th April 2009, 22:06   #84 (permalink)
 
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"I told you that making rotorblades out of the same material they make hangar doors from was a bad idea but you wouldn't listen"
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Old 10th April 2009, 22:09   #85 (permalink)
 
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“Well Mr Hog, on this occasion I’m afraid you’ve been unsuccessful on completing your flight test… Nice take off though“.
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Old 10th April 2009, 22:22   #86 (permalink)
 
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I want a white gentex flight helmet to match my socks, look !!
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Old 11th April 2009, 00:48   #87 (permalink)
 
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The Winner is.......

Several very good posts but the one that tickled me the most......was the one by Shytorque.....and I hand the tiller to him!

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Wow! Yesterday you couldn't even spell pilot and now you are one! I kneel in your presence!
As if anyone kneels for a helicopter pilot!!!
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Old 11th April 2009, 01:50   #88 (permalink)

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Old 11th April 2009, 03:24   #89 (permalink)
 
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Guy in the pink shirt....

"I say Nigel.....you reckon that would work on pilots to get them to fly?
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Old 11th April 2009, 09:08   #90 (permalink)
 
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Prunella was wondering whether she should have given in to her daughter's demand to buy the biggest helium balloon at the state fair.
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Old 11th April 2009, 10:51   #91 (permalink)
 
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..and it was at this moment sigrid knew she shouldn't have volunteered herself to help the ringmaster....
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Old 11th April 2009, 10:58   #92 (permalink)
 
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This electronic cattle prod is more powerful than i thought !!
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Old 11th April 2009, 16:49   #93 (permalink)
 
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The horse spooked when I landed over there? What horse?

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Old 11th April 2009, 20:26   #94 (permalink)
 
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Prunella: "WOW! No wonder 'Equine Medicine for Dummies' says to warm and grease the thermometer first!"
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Old 11th April 2009, 23:25   #95 (permalink)
 
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During the unicorn's annual vacation, Charlie made his bid for stardom.
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Old 12th April 2009, 13:10   #96 (permalink)
 
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Fly by wire ?
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Old 12th April 2009, 13:35   #97 (permalink)
 
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See ... I can fly ......!!!
.... now please stop telling me a I am a pig ...!!!
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Old 18th April 2009, 02:25   #98 (permalink)
 
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Now THAT'S what I call a fart!
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Old 18th April 2009, 11:38   #99 (permalink)
 
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"you Were Warned Not To Brush The Hair On His Bo---cks!"
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Old 18th April 2009, 19:00   #100 (permalink)
 
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read your policy and procedure manual, you guys!!! horseplay is strictly forbidden!!!!
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