7th April 2009, 18:52
#61 (permalink )
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: lancashire
Age: 39
Posts: 124
I don't know,
Fault cold not be replicated on ground.
and
You have control...
are two of my favorites.
7th April 2009, 21:10
#62 (permalink )
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: sandinmecrackstill
Posts: 193
OK Miss Tilton, what's your spares back up time on this one?
8th April 2009, 00:23
#63 (permalink )
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Absolute Sea Level
Age: 61
Posts: 8,110
Let's try this one....
8th April 2009, 00:32
#64 (permalink )
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: New York
Posts: 312
"Just keep your eye out for that Mr. Bandit bast*rd!"
8th April 2009, 00:36
#65 (permalink )
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: outta this planet..
Posts: 13
How the hell do we get 'em in once they're handcuffed??
8th April 2009, 00:38
#66 (permalink )
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: outta this planet..
Posts: 13
And Boss, look at this, there's even a coffee and doughnut holder in here!
8th April 2009, 01:51
#67 (permalink )
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Absolute Sea Level
Age: 61
Posts: 8,110
"Let me get this straight Chief.....we're gonna chase Corvettes on the highway! How much of a head start are we going to get?"
8th April 2009, 04:24
#68 (permalink )
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: canada
Posts: 36
pilot to officer kneeling... "I know you're new to the unit, but everyone has to ride out there once.. right, guys??"
8th April 2009, 07:20
#69 (permalink )
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Manitoba Canada
Age: 57
Posts: 21
OK Fellas , this is the last time I am going to say it.
I can only take one in the cockpit and you other two are both equally overweight and will have to ride in the baskets. It is a weight and balance thing.
Besides , it is only 8 minutes to the coffee shop from here.
8th April 2009, 07:46
#70 (permalink )
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Been there, done it !
Posts: 45
well, he was laying there when I took off !
8th April 2009, 08:56
#71 (permalink )
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Not here
Posts: 128
Sorry guys, had to bring the 47 as the 500 has a few problems
8th April 2009, 11:23
#72 (permalink )
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: UK
Posts: 78
Scissorlink, I'm not having a great morning but thanks for making me laugh out loud . Excellent !
R
8th April 2009, 12:42
#73 (permalink )
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Caribbean
Age: 42
Posts: 85
Yeeeeeeehaawwwwwwww we gonna ketch us them bastard Dukes this time!
8th April 2009, 14:01
#74 (permalink )
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 115
If yer ass can't fit in that there basket, you aint gittin here wit me!
8th April 2009, 15:19
#75 (permalink )
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,018
These here '47's can follow tracks,
carry prisoners on the side, and;
are far cheaper than the new fangled
jet engined thangs.
8th April 2009, 16:45
#76 (permalink )
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Absolute Sea Level
Age: 61
Posts: 8,110
"Bloggs.....I know you meant well... but we're called Yellow Jackets because of the color of our squad cars and not because we fly!"
8th April 2009, 21:00
#77 (permalink )
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: sandinmecrackstill
Posts: 193
So if we fly low and scoop the tuna, you think this net will hold?
8th April 2009, 22:14
#78 (permalink )
Avoid imitations
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering in hyperspace and the FIR.
Posts: 5,332
Wow! Yesterday you couldn't even spell pilot and now you are one! I kneel in your presence!
8th April 2009, 23:01
#79 (permalink )
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Itinerant
Posts: 235
Guy on his knees: "Okay Bubba, hang on tight to that stick thingy. I'll pull this here cord and we'll see if she starts."
9th April 2009, 05:09
#80 (permalink )
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: the one less travelled
Posts: 61
"Look, I know I'm thinner than the other guys, but I like donuts just as much, and with a bit more pastry dedication.....why does it have to be me ?"