9th October 2009, 10:00
#301 (permalink )
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: EU
Posts: 166
"Sorry I'm late"
9th October 2009, 10:55
#302 (permalink )
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Downwind
Posts: 195
"You have control"
9th October 2009, 14:52
#303 (permalink )
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Absolute Sea Level
Age: 61
Posts: 8,110
Red Arrows Lead heard over the public address system....."I say Chaps....can we top that?"
10th October 2009, 23:45
#304 (permalink )
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sussex
Posts: 9
This pic reminds me of what happened to a BA executive in first class on my last flight to the US...He was ejected for throwing his canape' and was later fired.
11th October 2009, 00:04
#305 (permalink )
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Iceland
Age: 38
Posts: 359
Ok guys, don't light your fart when flying these things...!
11th October 2009, 06:08
#306 (permalink )
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: With my head in the clouds
Age: 40
Posts: 83
Bob suddenly remembered it was happy hour at the O Club...
11th October 2009, 09:42
#307 (permalink )
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Australia
Posts: 94
Thank God this thing doesn't have rotors!
11th October 2009, 09:50
#308 (permalink )
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 34
"Last one to the bar buys the drinks"
11th October 2009, 20:51
#309 (permalink )
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: USA
Age: 26
Posts: 4
"this chopper sucks, it looses ETL around 140knots and I never get it to hover and what idiot installed the funny looking collective bar between my legs ??...when ever i pull that things i experience some sort of 50G-SUPER-ETL-Boost that catapults me through the bubble.....i tell you what, that thing is a pice of junk "
12th October 2009, 02:30
#310 (permalink )
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Absolute Sea Level
Age: 61
Posts: 8,110
Bloggs proves he is a real flaming a--hole!
16th October 2009, 07:48
#311 (permalink )
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Hyperspace
Posts: 70
That's what happens when you use a photo of a fixed wing in Rotorheads: nothing!
Now, this one should get some responses
16th October 2009, 08:01
#312 (permalink )
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 244
The most obvious punch line -
Debbie, a former blonde, attempts to push start the helicopter.
16th October 2009, 09:09
#313 (permalink )
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Goathland
Posts: 60
Debbie had found a new way of earthing out the static discharge on landing by using the free end of the headset lead...
16th October 2009, 09:23
#314 (permalink )
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: On the green bit near the blue wobbly stuff
Posts: 199
Having missed the helipad before, Debbie knew the score and assumed the position!
16th October 2009, 09:25
#315 (permalink )
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Not here
Posts: 128
I don't care about her, I am more worried that there is a purple R44 in existence.. WTF !!
16th October 2009, 10:07
#316 (permalink )
Avoid imitations
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering in hyperspace and the FIR.
Posts: 5,337
"Are you sure it will roll away without the chock?"
16th October 2009, 10:12
#317 (permalink )
Join Date: Oct 1999
Location: Borneo
Age: 43
Posts: 2,134
Once again, it was Bonus time at Helidosa - "don't bonus, we'll bone you!"
16th October 2009, 10:26
#318 (permalink )
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Land of damp and drizzle
Posts: 359
"Stupid brunettes - don't they know the sand dunes only have LEMO sockets?"
-- A Blonde
16th October 2009, 10:37
#319 (permalink )
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Near the bottom
Posts: 148
Debbie had seen some big purple choppers in her time, but this one was definitely going to need some extra warm up stretches
16th October 2009, 13:31
#320 (permalink )
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Terra
Age: 32
Posts: 153
"Heartbroken at the sight of the big, gentle, stranded creature, Debbie began pushing it back out to sea."
(But my vote is with Non-PC Plod.. damn right she should assume the position.. )