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Old 9th October 2009, 10:00   #301 (permalink)
 
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"Sorry I'm late"
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Old 9th October 2009, 10:55   #302 (permalink)
 
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"You have control"
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Old 9th October 2009, 14:52   #303 (permalink)
 
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Red Arrows Lead heard over the public address system....."I say Chaps....can we top that?"
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Old 10th October 2009, 23:45   #304 (permalink)
 
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This pic reminds me of what happened to a BA executive in first class on my last flight to the US...He was ejected for throwing his canape' and was later fired.
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Old 11th October 2009, 00:04   #305 (permalink)
 
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Ok guys, don't light your fart when flying these things...!
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Old 11th October 2009, 06:08   #306 (permalink)
 
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Bob suddenly remembered it was happy hour at the O Club...
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Old 11th October 2009, 09:42   #307 (permalink)
 
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Thank God this thing doesn't have rotors!
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Old 11th October 2009, 09:50   #308 (permalink)
 
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"Last one to the bar buys the drinks"
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Old 11th October 2009, 20:51   #309 (permalink)
 
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"this chopper sucks, it looses ETL around 140knots and I never get it to hover and what idiot installed the funny looking collective bar between my legs ??...when ever i pull that things i experience some sort of 50G-SUPER-ETL-Boost that catapults me through the bubble.....i tell you what, that thing is a pice of junk "
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Old 12th October 2009, 02:30   #310 (permalink)
 
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Bloggs proves he is a real flaming a--hole!
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Old 16th October 2009, 07:48   #311 (permalink)
 
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That's what happens when you use a photo of a fixed wing in Rotorheads: nothing!

Now, this one should get some responses

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Old 16th October 2009, 08:01   #312 (permalink)
 
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The most obvious punch line -

Debbie, a former blonde, attempts to push start the helicopter.
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Old 16th October 2009, 09:09   #313 (permalink)
 
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Debbie had found a new way of earthing out the static discharge on landing by using the free end of the headset lead...
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Old 16th October 2009, 09:23   #314 (permalink)
 
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Having missed the helipad before, Debbie knew the score and assumed the position!
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Old 16th October 2009, 09:25   #315 (permalink)
 
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I don't care about her, I am more worried that there is a purple R44 in existence.. WTF !!
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Old 16th October 2009, 10:07   #316 (permalink)

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Old 16th October 2009, 10:12   #317 (permalink)
 
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Once again, it was Bonus time at Helidosa - "don't bonus, we'll bone you!"
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Old 16th October 2009, 10:26   #318 (permalink)
 
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Old 16th October 2009, 10:37   #319 (permalink)
 
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Debbie had seen some big purple choppers in her time, but this one was definitely going to need some extra warm up stretches
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Old 16th October 2009, 13:31   #320 (permalink)
 
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Thumbs up

"Heartbroken at the sight of the big, gentle, stranded creature, Debbie began pushing it back out to sea."

(But my vote is with Non-PC Plod.. damn right she should assume the position..)
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