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Old 9th September 2009, 14:59   #261 (permalink)
 
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"It was a dry spot when we landed their last night.... honest"
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Old 9th September 2009, 17:13   #262 (permalink)
 
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Now come on stop crying were get your camo pants back , Earls got a R44 were going to lift it out
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Old 10th September 2009, 06:55   #263 (permalink)
 
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Okay!! somebody get the net!
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Old 10th September 2009, 08:15   #264 (permalink)
 
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MAD (military attractiveness determinant)
The military has begun work on a ratings scale for the attraction of different surfaces to chopper pilots in strife. The new scale is calibrated with flat level ground equal to zero. Empirically obtained results so far are +3 for calm water and -5 for jungle.
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Old 29th September 2009, 23:41   #265 (permalink)
 
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Let's try this one.....
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Old 29th September 2009, 23:53   #266 (permalink)
 
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Girl in front: "Smile?? You want me to f**king smile?!? It's so f**king cold I wouldn't be surprised if a f**king penguin showed up!!"

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Old 30th September 2009, 00:20   #267 (permalink)
 
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The Falklands Wokka Crew Shift Change.


"Hey Bloggs....your Penguin is out begging for Sardines again!"
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Old 30th September 2009, 01:46   #268 (permalink)
 
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penguin says, "I'm in!!! where do I sign!!!!"
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Old 30th September 2009, 06:27   #269 (permalink)
 
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Chicks with refuelling sticks.
"The flight was fun Mr Penguin, can we now get off please?"

Although quite late I had another thought for that Huey being carried on the shoulders of some troop brigade that was posted here some time ago.
"Switching over to Reserves".
Why didn't I think of it at the time, I could have won something
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Old 30th September 2009, 06:55   #270 (permalink)
 
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Beats me captain, it was a standard Chinook size pitot tube this morning, then they arrived and it's just been getting bigger ever since!
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Old 30th September 2009, 07:01   #271 (permalink)
 
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OK, thanks ladies, probe's up to operating temp now, crew says they need to be brought up to temp too!
H. speeder



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Old 30th September 2009, 15:46   #272 (permalink)
 
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Fishy Smell
Penguin “I am pretty sure I can smell fish somewhere around here”
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Old 30th September 2009, 20:36   #273 (permalink)
 
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No No ladies the pole you want is in the mess, & please take your mascot with you.
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Old 30th September 2009, 22:03   #274 (permalink)
 
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The 160th loads up for another important Special Ops mission, closely supervised by a full-bird colonel....
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Old 30th September 2009, 22:25   #275 (permalink)
 
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When i said put the pitot cover on i didn't say grease it aswell!
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Old 1st October 2009, 00:15   #276 (permalink)

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OK girls, that's big enough, thanks. Now see how quickly you can get the other side extended.
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Old 1st October 2009, 05:25   #277 (permalink)
 
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I thought the Hooters' mascot was an Owl?
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Old 4th October 2009, 13:31   #278 (permalink)
 
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Guy being straddled :

" If you wear the correct camo gear, you can approach the target
for a detailed reccie without being noticed "

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Old 7th October 2009, 06:49   #279 (permalink)
 
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What penquin?
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Old 7th October 2009, 07:04   #280 (permalink)
 
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The british high command concludes, after launching a probe into the use of "heli insertion ops" during the Faulklands conflict, that while not overly effective they were rather enjoyable.
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