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Mark in CA 18th Jun 2017 07:12

Can't talk to God in economy class?
 
Evangelical Ministers Ken Copeland and Jesse Duplantis claimed they talked to God on a private jet and that their supernatural feat was impossible to accomplish while riding in economy.

Maybe they forgot to pay the additional fee to the airline for that.

Preachers claim they need to fly first-class because it's impossible to talk to God in coach

Amadis of Gaul 18th Jun 2017 07:51

Of all the things those two regularly claim, this one is actually pretty mundane.

PAXboy 18th Jun 2017 10:34

Even if you don't admire what they say, you must admire the wig and hair coulouring of the one on the left. God has clearly blessed this old man by banishing grey hair.


“Private jets are sanctuary that protect the anointed.”
Yes, they are truly special and should be anointed with many things ...

Metro man 18th Jun 2017 16:09

Benny Hinn has a Gulfstream 4SP which has a private area in the rear where he can talk to Jesus. For a sizeable donation sponsors could have their name written on the wall to remind him who paid for the jet.

List of Pastors That Use or Own Private Jets & Mansions

This site gives a few other names as well.

Heathrow Harry 19th Jun 2017 07:28

Brings back memories of teh late great Oral Roberts

"I n January 1987, during a fundraising drive, Roberts announced to a television audience that unless he raised $8 million by that March, God would "call him home."

PAXboy 19th Jun 2017 11:04

A bit like Teresa May when she called the snap election ...:}

Heathrow Harry 19th Jun 2017 12:34

Metro man - just like one of those Flemish Altar masterpeices with the donor kneeling left front I guess..........................

Basil 19th Jun 2017 20:51

Metro man, on first glance, I thought you said 'Benny Hill'.
Actually, may as well be.
I utterly despise those creeps; if I said what I really think I'd be banned.

hiflymk3 19th Jun 2017 21:06

Ken and Jessie's aircraft registration. OMG666.

Piltdown Man 21st Jun 2017 12:45

People say outlandish things every day. Things that are clearly figments of their own lunatic minds. Ridiculous things even by the standards of the bible. But what really beats me is that there are obviously many people who believe what these clowns spout. And they actually send these thieving, lying immoral :mad: money. Worse, these same people have a vote!

The world is doomed, as will I be when they they call God using their direct dial number from the suite of a luxury hotel or their personal quarters on their closer-to-God executive jet. They'll no doubt claim I've been blaspheming and have me struck down.

old,not bold 29th Jun 2017 15:32


there are obviously many people who believe what these clowns spout
Yes, well, of course there are. Just like a sizeable proportion of Trump supporters in the USA believe that the world was created, not that long ago, in 7 days of unrelenting hard work by their God.

Mind you, a recent survey discovered that among the UK population aged between 18 and 30 years old, 12% think that honey is obtained by squeezing bees. This is the same demographic that thinks Mr Corbyn's promises are realistic.

bafanguy 29th Jun 2017 20:20

Yep, we've had quite the selection of media clerics here. Oral Roberts had (has ?) a university in KTUL which at one time had a medical school attached. And he had a Lockheed Lodestar at one time.

But my favorites are more entertaining: Jim and Tammy Baker...and who could forget Jimmy Swaggart !!

Metro man 29th Jun 2017 21:48

Jim and Tammy Baker, "Praise the Lord". Also known as "Pay the Lady"

Heathrow Harry 30th Jun 2017 07:29

I think it was Oral Roberts who was mocked in the John Denver/Goerge Burns movie "oh God"

"GAWD sees every sparrow that falleth... he sees every cent you put in the bucket....."

Lou Scannon 30th Jun 2017 11:28

...and that couple, Jim and Tammy Baker's "Church" Praise the Lord was also called "Pass the loot"!

Cymmon 30th Jun 2017 17:54

I don't understand... I paid £2000 to get gods direct number, I can speak for hours with him.
I've noticed it's a premium rate number but I suppose it's hard to connect direct to heaven,
He really helps me every time I struggle...
Only last week he gave me advice on saving money on buy one get one free shopping and it was only £100 for that information.
They should always fly by private jet if they can help us so much.


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