Gibon2

This article, from a reputable news source, puts its finger on the reason I feel slightly uneasy when reading the earnest reassurances from the aviation professionals here who are kind enough to reply to the various fear-of-flying posts:

142 Plane Crash Victims Were Statistically More Likely To Have Died In A Car Crash

And it made me laugh.

Ralf Stosser

As the old joke goes, nervous man asks stewardess "how often does this type of aircraft crash?"

She replies "Only once, sir."

TSR2

No reports of a crash of United Airlines 9753.

ExXB

Jet Blast material --> This is the Onion!

PAXboy

Yes, this is a kite being flown BUT to try and answer the point:

It's statistics! Yes,these [imaginary] folks were statistical more likely to die in car prangs - but they didn't. Until an event happens, the statistics cannot be set of THEM individually.

My grandfather's died at 45 (V2 bomb) and 60 (lung cancer after gas in WWI and smoking)

My own father died at 78 (congestive heart failure)

So, the first two are unnatural and will not affect my personal statistic of dying - although they will affect the overall statistics of males in the 20th century.

My father's death WILL have a statistical effect on my own life/death but until my death has taken place - we will not know.

Time to put the kettle on and find a packet of biscuits.

Anansis

I love the Onion but it's forte is in satire- Their cover story today is "Obama makes it through another day of resisting urge to launch all US nuclear missiles at once." It often makes for a thought provoking read but is not to be taken too seriously

Northbeach

Gibon2

If it makes you feel any better, rest assured that we in the pointy end of the flying-thing are always the first to arrive at the scene of the accident; and therefore have the highest incentive to avoid such undesirable outcomes.

WHBM

Having actually made up a story here that a well-known airline has had a huge fatal accident, which is a complete invention, I will be amazed if the United lawyers are not onto them in an instant. Quite libellous.

crippen

Do they have statistics for deaths per driver miles in the different lists?
Exit! Quickly!

Ralf Stosser

Always?

Mr Optimistic

What a strange article. I always think risk per minute traveling is the psychologically significant factor. However, from the UK life tables, I have only a 0.8% chance of dying this year (an improvement on last year's tables - at this rate I'll be immortal) so can reasonably risk the odd flight, within limits, even with my hazy interpretation of the brace position.

A2QFI

There is the truth and there are statistics. Which do you want?

ChicoG

I drive in the Middle East, and trust me, if I've made it to the airport unscathed, I have absolutely no safety concerns regarding my flights! The car is the most harrowing part of the whole journey!